Message from @Humbert

Discord ID: 349880301729611776


2017-08-22 14:11:29 UTC  

lmao

2017-08-22 14:26:17 UTC  

I will still be in Taiwan in 2 weeks

2017-08-22 14:26:23 UTC  

want to meet up?

2017-08-22 14:33:36 UTC  

csg orgy when

2017-08-22 14:38:07 UTC  

@HEKTIK when real life anime sex robots exist

2017-08-22 14:39:18 UTC  

@kaetaa if you tell me the dates and the cities, I can see if something overlaps and maybe we can go altogether (you'll be with your gf right? I'll be with mine) for a snack on the night market

2017-08-22 15:43:02 UTC  

@porco fuckin lmao @ da japanese sounds

2017-08-22 15:51:40 UTC  

Japanese = bloat

2017-08-22 16:44:03 UTC  

Yeah dude we arrive in khaosung sep 3

2017-08-23 01:28:18 UTC  

sep 3 - 5 I'll be in Tainan, then 5 - 9 in Taipei, then my trip is over :(

2017-08-23 07:44:09 UTC  

two laowais and their chink gfs

2017-08-23 07:44:16 UTC  

ADVchinkshit when?

2017-08-23 07:46:00 UTC  

you have to agree on who is the serious balding guy in the suit and who is the trying-to-stay young guy with the """fashionable"""" haircut

2017-08-23 07:55:06 UTC  

I actually think we will be in Taipei at that time too!

2017-08-23 07:55:16 UTC  

I'm definitely the balding guy

2017-08-23 07:55:58 UTC  

@porco where r u from

2017-08-23 11:32:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/349878494081056768/IMG_20170823_1325133.jpg

2017-08-23 11:32:33 UTC  

@kaetaa originally from Italy but I live in Switzerland. you?

2017-08-23 11:38:39 UTC  

God I wanna fuck that sign

2017-08-23 11:38:56 UTC  

I'm from USA, but live in China last 1.5 year

2017-08-23 11:39:24 UTC  

hi laowhy86

2017-08-23 11:39:45 UTC  

I'm fat American and my fiancee is stinky chinky

2017-08-23 11:40:40 UTC  

Switzerland looks incredible. Constantly on high quality of life living charts

2017-08-23 11:44:37 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcRs7H0IQdE found this by looking for laowhy86 kek

2017-08-23 11:45:11 UTC  

and no it's not pol related. pic caught my attention (well it kinda is for the mixed babby part)

2017-08-23 11:46:41 UTC  

but the guy is wrong. I know when my bro got his babby-kid. it's extremely stressing and tiring, hearing your wife scream, no sleep etc.

2017-08-23 11:50:26 UTC  

Anyone got a taste of the typhoon that was in guandong area?

2017-08-23 11:50:36 UTC  

HK/guangdong

2017-08-23 12:11:21 UTC  

@plasticsword I had when it was in Taiwan, just some wind / rain

2017-08-23 13:00:09 UTC  

prozzie is a homo?

2017-08-23 14:00:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/349915754340286474/IMG_20170823_0933000.jpg

2017-08-23 14:05:49 UTC  
2017-08-23 14:13:40 UTC  

@Humbert They're not gnomes.

2017-08-23 14:13:43 UTC  

You'll be fine.

2017-08-23 14:13:44 UTC  

I can't jump in the house of my chink's parents or I will hurt myself (6 ft)

2017-08-23 14:14:15 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2017-08-23 14:14:43 UTC  

us non-manlets must feel like Gandalf going inside a Hobbit house

2017-08-23 14:16:26 UTC  

Chink houses are fine. The ones in my city have normal high ceilings. Jap doorways can be a little small, and they are very small inside.

2017-08-23 14:16:34 UTC  

But the ceiling is normal usually

2017-08-23 14:16:52 UTC  

^

2017-08-23 14:17:04 UTC  

Toilets are pretty small