@porco mate that's a great story haha

@porco but also kind of frightening because it means he knows that gutting them alive is kind of fucked haha

wei, don't cutting like that! laowai no like!

ikea hot dogs in Taiwan look and taste totally different from the European Ikeas

I don't like them so much

Maybe they use different "meat"

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meat from aliexpress

you mean literally hot dog?

I saw that

yes but my face was visible in the mirror image

so I DELET

Kaohsiung metro warnings look like straight outta /g/

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God damn I want to fuck these signs

Post your face @porco I bet ur cute

I'll be in Taiwan in 2 weeks wait for me

lmao

I will still be in Taiwan in 2 weeks

want to meet up?

csg orgy when

@HEKTIK when real life anime sex robots exist

@kaetaa if you tell me the dates and the cities, I can see if something overlaps and maybe we can go altogether (you'll be with your gf right? I'll be with mine) for a snack on the night market

@porco fuckin lmao @ da japanese sounds

Japanese = bloat

Yeah dude we arrive in khaosung sep 3

sep 3 - 5 I'll be in Tainan, then 5 - 9 in Taipei, then my trip is over :(

two laowais and their chink gfs

ADVchinkshit when?

you have to agree on who is the serious balding guy in the suit and who is the trying-to-stay young guy with the """fashionable"""" haircut

I actually think we will be in Taipei at that time too!

I'm definitely the balding guy

@porco where r u from

@kaetaa originally from Italy but I live in Switzerland. you?

God I wanna fuck that sign

I'm from USA, but live in China last 1.5 year