Message from @porco

Discord ID: 349498700994707462


2017-08-21 12:20:21 UTC  

It's not charity though

2017-08-21 12:26:32 UTC  

>pass by seafood restaurant
>old man slaughtering eels
>take a look
>he cuts the head off
>cuts eel in a half
>removes the organs and spine
>gf gets out of toilet
>walk away with her
>dude realizes im not watching anymore
>still can see him
>he now cuts them alive before removing the head

2017-08-21 12:27:49 UTC  

stay chinky

2017-08-21 12:27:49 UTC  

fugggg

2017-08-21 13:09:21 UTC  

mandarin was a mistake

2017-08-21 13:10:14 UTC  

Yes

2017-08-21 13:10:21 UTC  

It is blot

2017-08-21 13:49:41 UTC  

@porco mate that's a great story haha

2017-08-21 13:50:46 UTC  

@porco but also kind of frightening because it means he knows that gutting them alive is kind of fucked haha

2017-08-21 14:02:13 UTC  

wei, don't cutting like that! laowai no like!

2017-08-21 18:39:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/349261197339656202/1496278881985.png

2017-08-22 03:55:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/349401108361510914/IMG_20170822_0550536.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/349401109028274176/IMG_20170822_0552522.jpg

2017-08-22 03:55:52 UTC  

ikea hot dogs in Taiwan look and taste totally different from the European Ikeas

2017-08-22 04:02:32 UTC  

I don't like them so much

2017-08-22 04:05:18 UTC  

Maybe they use different "meat"

2017-08-22 04:05:23 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-08-22 05:09:36 UTC  

meat from aliexpress

2017-08-22 06:18:09 UTC  

you mean literally hot dog?

2017-08-22 10:12:30 UTC  

I saw that

2017-08-22 10:22:59 UTC  

yes but my face was visible in the mirror image

2017-08-22 10:23:03 UTC  

so I DELET

2017-08-22 10:23:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/349498822445236224/IMG_20170822_1222375.jpg

2017-08-22 10:23:51 UTC  

Kaohsiung metro warnings look like straight outta /g/

2017-08-22 10:38:41 UTC  

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

2017-08-22 13:56:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/349552434328240128/IMG_20170822_1555417.jpg

2017-08-22 14:06:14 UTC  

God damn I want to fuck these signs

2017-08-22 14:06:45 UTC  

Post your face @porco I bet ur cute

2017-08-22 14:06:53 UTC  

I'll be in Taiwan in 2 weeks wait for me

2017-08-22 14:11:29 UTC  

lmao

2017-08-22 14:26:17 UTC  

I will still be in Taiwan in 2 weeks

2017-08-22 14:26:23 UTC  

want to meet up?

2017-08-22 14:33:36 UTC  

csg orgy when

2017-08-22 14:38:07 UTC  

@HEKTIK when real life anime sex robots exist

2017-08-22 14:39:18 UTC  

@kaetaa if you tell me the dates and the cities, I can see if something overlaps and maybe we can go altogether (you'll be with your gf right? I'll be with mine) for a snack on the night market

2017-08-22 15:43:02 UTC  

@porco fuckin lmao @ da japanese sounds

2017-08-22 15:51:40 UTC  

Japanese = bloat

2017-08-22 16:44:03 UTC  

Yeah dude we arrive in khaosung sep 3

2017-08-23 01:28:18 UTC  

sep 3 - 5 I'll be in Tainan, then 5 - 9 in Taipei, then my trip is over :(

2017-08-23 07:44:09 UTC  

two laowais and their chink gfs

2017-08-23 07:44:16 UTC  

ADVchinkshit when?

2017-08-23 07:46:00 UTC  

you have to agree on who is the serious balding guy in the suit and who is the trying-to-stay young guy with the """fashionable"""" haircut