serpentza is a faggot

serpentza is a living meme and a gentleman

@fedora is basically finnish serpentza, wearing suits to impress sami girls

This!

I should buy a suit

Yes.

Taiwanese meetup attempt #2 when

Are you in Taiwan @transience ?

I will be in Taiwan again in January

I wish

Just come to Taiwan then

Always remember Taiwan #1

china is worth a visit for sure, but dont live here

Considering teaching in China for a while after I get my teaching degree. I'm assuming said degree will earn me significantly more perks than just any old English teaching pleb would have.

Im pretty sure all teachers need a degree

^

So they have services where you can pay white people to sit exams for you

Because the chinks can hire chinks to do that

@plasticsword I mean an actual degree, not some shitty TEFL 3 week course certificate.

Any degree?

So you can have a degree in sports science and teach English in China? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

i heard that russians who barely talk english teach it in china

so i guess

Just look remotely English and you'll be fine

yeah any degree is fine

if you have a teacher degree, then yes, that opens more options to you. you can teach at the posh international schools

which is more pay and a bit more legitimate

if you want a teaching job in china - and you have a degree (in anything) I can get you an interview tomorrow and on a plane by next week

china is DESPERATE for teachers because everyone fucks off after 1 week

so dont think you dont qualify. If you are from a native english speaking country, and you have a degree, done. job.

if you ARENT from a native english speaking country, and have a degree, you can still get work, but are limited in where in china you can work

if you arent from a native english speaking country and you dont have a degree, you can STILL get work in china - but it wont be legal or legitimate

White? Instant hire. Anything else? Semi-instant hire.

you'll have more issues with an asian face than you would with a black face

but its not impossible, seriously. i work with asian face americans and black face africans. they are so desperate for literally anybody

No credit checks, no drug screenings, nothing.

Maybe I'm putting too much stock in that rating shit the Chinagov put out... last year?

i havent heard anything about it since

Where they noted that you got certain points for filling certain criteria, such as working in an unattractive city etc.

they just like to make new shit up but never follows through

Makes sense. Totally in line with what I've come to expect from Cheena.