Message from @porco

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2018-01-22 02:49:39 UTC  

chinks arent afraid of ceiling fans for the same reason, but they are practically non existant in china

2018-01-22 02:49:50 UTC  

anything that brings cold is seen as the devil

2018-01-22 02:50:30 UTC  

its kind of cold in my old city of 11million - probably like 1 or 2 degrees C

2018-01-22 02:50:47 UTC  

so my wife's old boss' brother lives in a high rise with his wife and daughter

2018-01-22 02:50:50 UTC  

their heater broke

2018-01-22 02:50:57 UTC  

so he decided to heat coal in the apartment to warm them up

2018-01-22 02:51:17 UTC  

he dies through the night because of carbon monoxide poisoning

2018-01-22 02:51:39 UTC  

this happened about 2 weeks ago

2018-01-22 02:53:00 UTC  

retards

2018-01-22 04:23:54 UTC  

they probably didn't open a window cause it was too cold

2018-01-22 04:30:52 UTC  

wtffffffffffff

2018-01-22 05:00:48 UTC  

Incredible

2018-01-22 05:20:42 UTC  

@porco I went from Singapore to Malaysia in like 20 minutes

2018-01-22 05:20:55 UTC  

the customs lines were longish but nothing crazy

2018-01-22 05:21:02 UTC  

shorter than waiting at any major aiport

2018-01-22 14:23:15 UTC  

Anyone flown norwegian airlines?

2018-01-22 14:23:26 UTC  

they offer hecka cheap nonstop flight from Austin To London

2018-01-22 14:23:31 UTC  

like half the price of United

2018-01-22 14:39:50 UTC  

I have

2018-01-22 14:39:53 UTC  

It's okay

2018-01-22 15:02:28 UTC  

They are really super low price but you pay for the food and so on

2018-01-22 15:02:45 UTC  

But their planes are clean and safe

2018-01-22 15:25:49 UTC  

Anyone flown Etihad economy class on their A380s?

2018-01-22 15:26:01 UTC  

Is leg room really that bad?

2018-01-22 15:26:49 UTC  

They are the cheapest but it's not like I can afford business class with other carriers

2018-01-22 15:45:31 UTC  

The a380 of Etihad is better than their boeings

2018-01-22 15:45:43 UTC  

I (1.78m) find the leg room acceptable

2018-01-22 15:55:13 UTC  

@transience leg room is never good except when you get a seat at emergency exits

2018-01-22 15:55:27 UTC  

you just have to bear with it

2018-01-22 15:55:31 UTC  

t. lankleg

2018-01-22 16:00:33 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-22 16:11:36 UTC  

Agreed

2018-01-22 16:11:42 UTC  

I always buy emergency rows

2018-01-22 16:12:03 UTC  

190cm and fat as shit, it's kind of mandatory

2018-01-22 16:12:15 UTC  

Otherwise I'm miserable the entire flight

2018-01-22 16:14:22 UTC  

😱

2018-01-22 16:14:42 UTC  

Actually airplane seats have and continue to shrink

2018-01-22 16:14:55 UTC  

In order to cram more people on planes

2018-01-22 16:33:44 UTC  

Especially any Asian airline

2018-01-22 22:44:27 UTC  

@porco Have you tried betel nut in Taiwan?

2018-01-22 22:44:43 UTC  

>It is used by almost a tenth of the world's population. It gives people a buzz equivalent to six cups of coffee and is used variously as a symbol of love, marriage and a cure for indigestion and impotence.