Message from @porco

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2018-01-22 15:45:31 UTC  

The a380 of Etihad is better than their boeings

2018-01-22 15:45:43 UTC  

I (1.78m) find the leg room acceptable

2018-01-22 15:55:13 UTC  

@transience leg room is never good except when you get a seat at emergency exits

2018-01-22 15:55:27 UTC  

you just have to bear with it

2018-01-22 15:55:31 UTC  

t. lankleg

2018-01-22 16:00:33 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-22 16:11:36 UTC  

Agreed

2018-01-22 16:11:42 UTC  

I always buy emergency rows

2018-01-22 16:12:03 UTC  

190cm and fat as shit, it's kind of mandatory

2018-01-22 16:12:15 UTC  

Otherwise I'm miserable the entire flight

2018-01-22 16:14:22 UTC  

😱

2018-01-22 16:14:42 UTC  

Actually airplane seats have and continue to shrink

2018-01-22 16:14:55 UTC  

In order to cram more people on planes

2018-01-22 16:33:44 UTC  

Especially any Asian airline

2018-01-22 22:44:27 UTC  

@porco Have you tried betel nut in Taiwan?

2018-01-22 22:44:43 UTC  

>It is used by almost a tenth of the world's population. It gives people a buzz equivalent to six cups of coffee and is used variously as a symbol of love, marriage and a cure for indigestion and impotence.

2018-01-22 22:44:45 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-22 22:47:54 UTC  

many people tried to talk me into trying it but until now I refused. It's basically the "cigarette" equivalent of Taiwan: a non-psychoactive drug which causes heavy dependency and cancer

2018-01-22 22:48:18 UTC  

but you see many people chewing it, especially farmers at 4AM in the morning when it's cold AF on the farmer's wholesale market

2018-01-22 22:48:21 UTC  

they say it keeps them warm

2018-01-22 22:49:30 UTC  

what's more interesting, are the 檳榔西施, the "betlenut beauties". Girls with suggestive clothing, selling them on the street side

2018-01-22 22:51:55 UTC  

other typical betel nut users are truckers who drive over night as they say it keeps them awake

2018-01-22 23:17:58 UTC  

Very very interesting <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2018-01-23 02:44:49 UTC  

I had betel nut

2018-01-23 02:45:09 UTC  

Imagine its what chewing tobacco taste like

2018-01-23 02:45:16 UTC  

absolutely shit

2018-01-23 02:45:47 UTC  

keep you awake any?

2018-01-23 02:46:28 UTC  

didn't feel any buzz but I didn't chew it for long

2018-01-23 02:46:40 UTC  

tasted like raw bitter melon

2018-01-23 02:48:29 UTC  

think I'll stick to coffee then, fell for the chewing tobbacco meme trying to quit cigs and it would probably cause a relapse

2018-01-23 02:48:36 UTC  

weird how kids are allowed to buy the stuff tho

2018-01-23 03:03:24 UTC  

Better than buying cigs from a 10 year old girl in china

2018-01-23 04:46:18 UTC  

@porco my grandpa pajeet eats betel nut

2018-01-23 04:46:40 UTC  

he likes the sweet product

2018-01-23 17:26:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/405412925592043520/64338d91_pics_050_clean_790.jpg.jpg

2018-01-23 19:34:17 UTC  

tfw meiyou qt san dian yi si huizhou nu pengyou

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/405445151398428673/394289291016142848.png

2018-01-23 19:35:45 UTC  

pinyin is so misunderstandable

2018-01-23 19:36:38 UTC  

you don't have a qt 3 o'clock meaning Huizhou gf?

2018-01-23 19:38:20 UTC  

honestly can't figure out what you are tying to tell 😦

2018-01-23 19:47:54 UTC  

三點一四<:benis:239668961011040257>