based chinks <:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

a friend was in urumqi about 100m away from a bomb detonation

he was in a brothel at the moment and apparently the girl just shhh'ed him down and telling he is making a fuzz over nothing

why would you ever go to urumqi

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which region of China is the poorest and therefore has the cheapest prostitutes?

Henan is stereotypical poor

Henan is stereotypical poor

And people think everyone there is crazy

If you hear someone from beijing do a crime: "wow what a surprise", hear a Henan person do a crime "Jesus henan people are always criminals!!"

I think I found my new home

Bro, the you think the cheap places are paradise? The bad shit that happens in the cities is ten times worse in rural places

But I don't understand why someone with westerner levels of money would go to xinjiang

western poor is much different from china poor

go to southeast asia for fugg? <:benis:239668961011040257>

Talk about china, taiwan is great lol

yes I want to live in Yilan

Why do chinks sleep in public so much? Like all through school the chink kids in my class would sleep if they weren't busy and there's a guy next to me right now who was working on a project but then he put it away and now he's asleep. Right in the middle of the hallway. Do they sleep in public during the day because they stay up all night studying?

@AD 1453 <#189467888657235970>

fug

@Big Meme I've been to the house of a chink classmate that did the same once. Judging by how it looked and smelled I can imagine that sleeping in school was a better idea for him. Apparently he only played league of legends and ate noodles in bed anyway.

https://clips.twitch.tv/CourteousPolishedEelPunchTrees what the fuck is china

what happened here

some guy just attacked the streamer just because he was talking in english

and wanted to literally fight lmao

Chinese new year soon lads

get ready for the flood of chinkd

lol damn it's really that bad? *I'm new around here*

*Maybe I shoulda held off on that order I placed yesterday*

im actually chinese and i speak perfect english

people get mad at me on the subway

"why do you try to cosplay white people"

and most of its is just because of jealousy. jealous that they didn't put in the effort to learn but I did

chinese new years
>git gud deals on chink shit
>have to wait an extra 2 weeks plus regular shipping time so chinks can have their "deserved" break

"its a poor excuse for picking a mans pocket every [Lunar New Years]
-Ebenezer Scrooge (asian version)

hahaha so true

my family tries to celebrate by going to nice restaurants during this time, but they're all closed

sucks shit

yeah usually ill see iof i can go down into the city and find a nice chiunese place but usally theyre all booked. otherwise ill just cook chink food at home

the mcdonalds here make a lot of money during cny because theyre the only store open