Nothing will ever change

Cheap chink shit forever <:umaru:232470184445607937>

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I bet Xi Jinping has done some pretty dodgy stuff

Shamelessly copied from the thread, it made my day.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-funeral-strippers-crack-down-rural-attract-mourners-death-a8220866.html

>originated in Taiwan

@porcorosso#2322 what song do you want lusty ladies to take off thier clothes to after you kick it/ fake your death gor tax reasons?

@porco

Fucking @s

I want "if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands" on my funeral

That's going to be a very obscure funeral / stripshow

Nice.

But no one is going to clap their hand because my now gf then wife will lose the only retard that supported her useless ass. My children will be NEET and face to support the family now after doing nothing for their entire life. Nobody will clap their hand.

Just make sure you get some cute daughters, women will always find a way to leech off dumb asses like you.

@porco who is german alex jones???

i want to be german paul joseph watson sighhh

today i drank my first white tea which is apparently some fancy stuff, i. e. wild tea in the mountains that is picked by monks <:thenk:329322130804047872>

I don't know what kind of white tea you drank but white tea is usually just green tea leaves when the plant isn't fully grown afaik

@Sdeck37 its 20xx

He needss to make some cute traps too

Diversify the human trafficking portfolio

If my children decide to be homosexual, I will disown them and release them to adoption

>fucked trap
>but that wasnt gay

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My father doesn't know and he never will

If my children want to do gay things, I must not know

If I don't know, it's OK

Also I didn't know it was a trap until it was too late as I said

@porco you want to tell me that tea is usually just tea leaves but processed differently???? <:thenk:329322130804047872>

@JHWH not always, see chai, Earl Grey, jasmin etc etc

I really don't understand the meme, tea can contain a lot of crap. I was pointing out that the properties that he listed aren't usual for the tea type as far as I could find out

chai is just a generic word for tea in a lot of languages. earl grey is black tea + spices. jasmin is green tea + spices. doesnt have much to do with the processing of the tea plant itself.
And yes you were right, white tea is young tea leaves but that doesnt contradict any of what I said about it?

Chai usually refers to Indian style chai (black tea and spices). Your sentence just made it look like its a requirement for white tea to be picked by monks

Chai is usually shitty coffee here though <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

I was only aware of this one

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masala_chai

Oh, chai latte is tea here too.

I just thought it to be coffee, because i've only seen it in starbucks cups so far..

@porco yes masala chai is spiced tea, but the term chai just means tea

i just wanted to state how fancy my tea was :^)

chink hand labour