But no one is going to clap their hand because my now gf then wife will lose the only retard that supported her useless ass. My children will be NEET and face to support the family now after doing nothing for their entire life. Nobody will clap their hand.

Just make sure you get some cute daughters, women will always find a way to leech off dumb asses like you.

@porco who is german alex jones???

i want to be german paul joseph watson sighhh

today i drank my first white tea which is apparently some fancy stuff, i. e. wild tea in the mountains that is picked by monks <:thenk:329322130804047872>

I don't know what kind of white tea you drank but white tea is usually just green tea leaves when the plant isn't fully grown afaik

@Sdeck37 its 20xx

He needss to make some cute traps too

Diversify the human trafficking portfolio

If my children decide to be homosexual, I will disown them and release them to adoption

>fucked trap
>but that wasnt gay

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My father doesn't know and he never will

If my children want to do gay things, I must not know

If I don't know, it's OK

Also I didn't know it was a trap until it was too late as I said

@porco you want to tell me that tea is usually just tea leaves but processed differently???? <:thenk:329322130804047872>

@JHWH not always, see chai, Earl Grey, jasmin etc etc

I really don't understand the meme, tea can contain a lot of crap. I was pointing out that the properties that he listed aren't usual for the tea type as far as I could find out

chai is just a generic word for tea in a lot of languages. earl grey is black tea + spices. jasmin is green tea + spices. doesnt have much to do with the processing of the tea plant itself.
And yes you were right, white tea is young tea leaves but that doesnt contradict any of what I said about it?

Chai usually refers to Indian style chai (black tea and spices). Your sentence just made it look like its a requirement for white tea to be picked by monks

Chai is usually shitty coffee here though <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

I was only aware of this one

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masala_chai

Oh, chai latte is tea here too.

I just thought it to be coffee, because i've only seen it in starbucks cups so far..

@porco yes masala chai is spiced tea, but the term chai just means tea

i just wanted to state how fancy my tea was :^)

chink hand labour

i didnt like it though. taiwanese milky oolong is the best tea by far

Pei Mu Tan?

Or actually some Yinzehn shit?

Taiwanese oolong is nice, but without milk

gf makes it by herself because the milk tea from the Chinese shops is different than the milk tea that you can obtain in Taiwan

she gets Oolong from "Tee Gschwendner" in Germany because they have a Taiwanese one and then she mixes it with milk powder

Is it good?

Out of the three tea shops here, Gschwendner is mostly seen as second best, so i only went there once to look in..

i dont like the gschwendner oolong, well I had the sumatra oolong not long ago, its good

but not milky

and milky oolong with milk powder is kind of fraud

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