>proco is going to be the Taiwanese alex jones

There's one in German media that is much worse

@johnfrum a Taiwanese blogtalkradio Ghost would be even better.

Wouldn't want to be a celebrity in Taiwan though

Foreign celebrities in Taiwan have a very very very weird status

I went out for a few beer with a German that is part of some talk show in Taiwan and he told me some super weird stuff

Most things ended up being some flavor of "local men accusing him to do this to steal women" although he's married and has children

Wouldn't want to be a person of public interest with this kind of image

yep Taiwan pretty much hates white guys

Because theyre stealing precious womyn

CHINA NUMBA 1

EZclap

Once a Taiwanese guy actually started fighting (verbally) with me in public transport because I was with my Taiwanese girlfriend. I ended up offering him that if he ever comes to Italy, I will gladly wingman him into picking up an Italian girl if it makes him happy. We exchanged Line accounts. He said he will contact me if he's around

lmao

Not sure why anyone would want Euro girls in general though as they're all garbage

not eastern EU uwu

Can't agree with that, so far I've only witnessed us exchanges as unbearable..

http://www.euronews.com/2018/02/25/china-s-communist-party-sets-up-stage-for-xi-jinping-to-stay-indefinitely

Nothing will ever change

Cheap chink shit forever <:umaru:232470184445607937>

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I bet Xi Jinping has done some pretty dodgy stuff

Shamelessly copied from the thread, it made my day.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-funeral-strippers-crack-down-rural-attract-mourners-death-a8220866.html

>originated in Taiwan

@porcorosso#2322 what song do you want lusty ladies to take off thier clothes to after you kick it/ fake your death gor tax reasons?

@porco

Fucking @s

I want "if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands" on my funeral

That's going to be a very obscure funeral / stripshow

Nice.

But no one is going to clap their hand because my now gf then wife will lose the only retard that supported her useless ass. My children will be NEET and face to support the family now after doing nothing for their entire life. Nobody will clap their hand.

Just make sure you get some cute daughters, women will always find a way to leech off dumb asses like you.

@porco who is german alex jones???

i want to be german paul joseph watson sighhh

today i drank my first white tea which is apparently some fancy stuff, i. e. wild tea in the mountains that is picked by monks <:thenk:329322130804047872>

I don't know what kind of white tea you drank but white tea is usually just green tea leaves when the plant isn't fully grown afaik

@Sdeck37 its 20xx

He needss to make some cute traps too

Diversify the human trafficking portfolio

If my children decide to be homosexual, I will disown them and release them to adoption

>fucked trap
>but that wasnt gay