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Ok lads it's been 3 weeks since I came back to USA. Fiancees mom is returning finally so we get 5 weeks without her

Which will be great because she is a massive cunt and might be mentally Ill or just Chinese I haven't decided

Now all my baits aside, consider carefully: whenever you see a girl and get to know her mum, there is a really high chance that with age, she'll turn out the same

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree

I agree, but I'd say the same applies to boys as well..

Maybe its her way of telling that you should lose weight and drink some hot water...

https://soranews24.com/2014/02/11/chinese-womans-stomach-explodes-catches-fire-after-binge-eating-session/

@porco apply hot water dear

@Geartooth and finally madam a wafer thin mint

srsly it's not us being fat

it's the Chinese being too thin

why do we keep being out-americaed by china

this is why we should suspend international trade

theyre stealing our culture

/bait

I am disgusted

What's with all this chinked Ganges river stories?

https://qz.com/1226449/a-torture-for-the-eyes-chinese-moviegoers-think-black-panther-is-too-black/

I can't blame them for that

Holy fuck these quotes are comedy gold

“When I entered the theater, a bunch of black people was fighting in the night… I’ve never been in a theater so dark that I couldn’t find my seat.”

I watched black panther in China last week

couldn't fill a really small cinema

i watched wonder woman in china when it came out

and alien covenant

and the mummy

alien had a shit ton of jump cuts cuz they had to censor all the gore

i was pissed

now i have to watch it again back here

Just watch a pirated version

i didnt pay them to sit through three hours of people talking not to see some aliens pop out of chests and unecessary gore dammit

chinas censor laws are dumb

they censored some of the m,ummy too

i think they left wonderwoman untouched tho

I didn't notice major things in black panther

dude got stabbed

so didn't think they censored much

There wasn't a lot of gore in covenant going on tho?

I never liked the cinemas in china. They are comfortable and big, but the people inside are the worst