Message from @Thorax, Crash'n Burn model

Discord ID: 423083488963461121


2018-03-11 22:22:05 UTC  

Did you find it for cheap in a thrift shop or did you buy it for the /g/ meme

2018-03-12 16:36:06 UTC  

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

2018-03-12 16:46:29 UTC  

@Kimono Dragon take that shit to DMs ok

2018-03-12 16:47:10 UTC  

Keep it <#248100475054850050>

2018-03-13 06:33:27 UTC  

Ok lads it's been 3 weeks since I came back to USA. Fiancees mom is returning finally so we get 5 weeks without her

2018-03-13 06:33:51 UTC  

Which will be great because she is a massive cunt and might be mentally Ill or just Chinese I haven't decided

2018-03-13 06:45:17 UTC  

Now all my baits aside, consider carefully: whenever you see a girl and get to know her mum, there is a really high chance that with age, she'll turn out the same

2018-03-13 06:46:25 UTC  

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree

2018-03-13 07:39:18 UTC  

I agree, but I'd say the same applies to boys as well..

2018-03-13 09:21:33 UTC  

Maybe its her way of telling that you should lose weight and drink some hot water...

2018-03-13 09:31:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/423050369409613825/Screen_Shot_2018-03-13_at_10.30.54.png

2018-03-13 10:05:15 UTC  

@porco apply hot water dear

2018-03-13 10:05:38 UTC  

@Geartooth and finally madam a wafer thin mint

2018-03-13 10:06:00 UTC  

srsly it's not us being fat

2018-03-13 10:06:04 UTC  

it's the Chinese being too thin

2018-03-13 11:18:44 UTC  

why do we keep being out-americaed by china

2018-03-13 11:18:55 UTC  

this is why we should suspend international trade

2018-03-13 11:19:05 UTC  

theyre stealing our culture

2018-03-13 11:19:14 UTC  

/bait

2018-03-13 11:42:44 UTC  

I am disgusted

2018-03-13 11:43:13 UTC  

What's with all this chinked Ganges river stories?

2018-03-13 20:10:44 UTC  

I can't blame them for that

2018-03-13 22:26:12 UTC  

Holy fuck these quotes are comedy gold

2018-03-13 22:26:34 UTC  

“When I entered the theater, a bunch of black people was fighting in the night… I’ve never been in a theater so dark that I couldn’t find my seat.”

2018-03-14 03:41:36 UTC  

I watched black panther in China last week

2018-03-14 03:41:53 UTC  

couldn't fill a really small cinema

2018-03-14 03:41:54 UTC  

i watched wonder woman in china when it came out

2018-03-14 03:41:58 UTC  

and alien covenant

2018-03-14 03:42:03 UTC  

and the mummy

2018-03-14 03:42:16 UTC  

alien had a shit ton of jump cuts cuz they had to censor all the gore

2018-03-14 03:42:19 UTC  

i was pissed

2018-03-14 03:42:26 UTC  

now i have to watch it again back here

2018-03-14 03:42:48 UTC  

Just watch a pirated version

2018-03-14 03:42:53 UTC  

i didnt pay them to sit through three hours of people talking not to see some aliens pop out of chests and unecessary gore dammit

2018-03-14 03:43:04 UTC  

chinas censor laws are dumb

2018-03-14 03:43:11 UTC  

they censored some of the m,ummy too

2018-03-14 03:43:20 UTC  

i think they left wonderwoman untouched tho

2018-03-14 03:46:16 UTC  

I didn't notice major things in black panther

2018-03-14 03:46:41 UTC  

dude got stabbed