my Chinese is not that perfect

and I can find no English translation

But it looks like max. 30 day detentio or 300 NTD fine

310 specifically deals with insults to reputation

i doubt they will actually care - they are mor concerned about an adult man using crowbars to attack children

309 deals with 'insults' in general

oh let me check

you can't really call ben a child. he is legally an adult.

Ah I was reading Article 309 but I thought it was 310

Although I accidentally said 310, 300 NTD is still the maximum fine

I would assume it can't be that legal to 1. carry a crowbar around like that in public 2. smash the shit out of someone's car with it

or short term imprisonment, which is max. 30 days

>I would assume it can't be that legal to 1. carry a crowbar around like
Maybe he really wanted to be a protagonist in Half Life 3

I think its perfectly fine to open carry a crowbar

its what you do with it that is the problem

*Gordon Freeman intensifies*

You know, even our car has a long unbrella in the trunk even when its not raining. in case of rain but also for self defence

I was fined in Germany for having a knife in my car, which was too long

max. allowed knife length is 7 cm

also you must not be able to operate the knife with one hand

sounds like the kind of place i would want to live

I don't even live in Germany, I was just driving through and the police stopped me

strict regulations that keep people safe

because I had no country sticker on my car

i like that

in Europe, you must have a sticker with the country code of your origin country next to the number plate, if you drive through another country

And I didn'thave it, so they stopped me

Europe is much ahead of everyone else.. as usual

nobody stops you from living in Europe

As long as you are not American, you are welcome

@sum this one right?

Yes

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why do you have that saved

it's not like googling

"chineese woman giving birth on street"

Won't instantly find this

I have a bunch of webms saved from all occasions

Some like 800 different ones

For example

oh gee