my tris are killing me today

Like day 1 to day 50 you'll have just regular calluses but once you hit day 51 you grow cancerous tumors on your palms

That's what happened for me at least

@buttsguytbhfam whats he like?

No I’m referring to an injury

I hurt my elbow at work

smashed it against a metal bar

They didn’t let me go home and it got damaged a bit

Cant really get tendon gains

u kinda can, get shawns patreon

beef collagen

What about tendie gains?

Grill them, don’t bake em

Fry in beef tallow for that cardiac seize

Boys

2

Men

Two for two with the hellos

It is working

Now

Goodbye

YOU MUST SEE

Check out @vicenews’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/vicenews/status/661292228808192001?s=09

Blessed

Based vice headline

THE LAW IS ON MY SIDE SODOMITE

fellas i need some help from autists. i want to ask out this girl in my class but ive been out of the dating game so long I forgot how to approach women

asking autists is a bad idea

I'm an experienced pussy getter

Open with a hello???

go up to her and say "oy luv show us yah minge"

all you gotta do

is say

"please please may I have some COOCHIE?"

Do you know her

Have you spoken to her

get real close give her a 10,000 yard stare and just start clicking nonstop

punch her in the fucking neck

show your dominance

If you have talked to her, go up and ask her to dinner, have a time and place in mind

Women love men who show the ability to murder them