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fellas i need some help from autists. i want to ask out this girl in my class but ive been out of the dating game so long I forgot how to approach women

asking autists is a bad idea

I'm an experienced pussy getter

Open with a hello???

go up to her and say "oy luv show us yah minge"

all you gotta do

is say

"please please may I have some COOCHIE?"

Do you know her

Have you spoken to her

get real close give her a 10,000 yard stare and just start clicking nonstop

punch her in the fucking neck

show your dominance

If you have talked to her, go up and ask her to dinner, have a time and place in mind

Women love men who show the ability to murder them

If she says yes, follow up with time and place

If she says no, be cool about it and never speak to her again

Unless she approaches you

watch some heavy BDSM porn on your phone and make sure she can see

Then, but cold

is the sweat tonight

Isnt it every friday

great advice so far all around. haven’t talked to her yet which is problem. I forgot how to do that

Well, get there early if she does, as you pass her just be like "hey im a 15 year old Israeli girl"

"I seen you around but we never talked"

before she ghosts you make sure you snap them feet

And then ask her random shit about school or whatever info you gleamed from shit she said in class

Its not creepy if she said it in class, its creepy if you pull shit from her social media