Message from @spacecel
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see u in heaven king
heaven also has a height requirement
black ice is 5'14" fucking manlet
😂
you need to be able to lift your own weight to get into heaven
king no
i can do that
purgatory is just a gym
what lift
like
actually pulling your body
up into heaven
with your arms
so pullups?
yeah but not strict
nah nah nah
this is all in the mormon bible
mormons are satanic
I can do that too
getting into heaven is just the american immigration test
ironic mormonism is a cool brand someone should rep
"why did the british settle in america"
"freedom"
You need divine digit ratio to get into heaven
"apple pie"
the virgin "freedom" vs the chad "because taxes"
^
you need a gooch of at least 6 inches to get into heaven
because the taxes isn't an option
goochlets btfod
it's multiple choice
the only semi reasonable answer is literally straight up freedom
I got the goochie chief
Sorry haters and losers, but my taint is one of the longest
let's just say... the ladies know me as I-95 😏
Fatass
Lord give me goochie
Gooch e-gang
what is a girls gooch supposed to be
her vagina