Message from @B|ack|ce

Discord ID: 489601302914007040


2018-09-13 00:23:28 UTC  

but he's right

2018-09-13 00:24:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/489592129203470336/image0.jpg

2018-09-13 00:55:14 UTC  
2018-09-13 00:56:38 UTC  

tfw 6'2"

2018-09-13 00:58:24 UTC  

tfw 6'3"

2018-09-13 00:58:32 UTC  

big enuf boys club

2018-09-13 00:58:39 UTC  

What did Venti do wrong

2018-09-13 00:58:48 UTC  

overplayed her hand

2018-09-13 00:58:52 UTC  

I'm reading her shit and it's pretty unobjectionable

2018-09-13 00:59:33 UTC  

5'11"

2018-09-13 00:59:35 UTC  

i'm done

2018-09-13 00:59:42 UTC  

see yah later genetic waste

2018-09-13 00:59:51 UTC  

see u in heaven king

2018-09-13 01:00:06 UTC  

heaven also has a height requirement

2018-09-13 01:00:15 UTC  

black ice is 5'14" fucking manlet

2018-09-13 01:00:23 UTC  

😂

2018-09-13 01:00:30 UTC  

you need to be able to lift your own weight to get into heaven

2018-09-13 01:00:37 UTC  

king no

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2018-09-13 01:00:38 UTC  

i can do that

2018-09-13 01:00:43 UTC  

purgatory is just a gym

2018-09-13 01:00:46 UTC  

what lift

2018-09-13 01:00:52 UTC  

like

2018-09-13 01:00:57 UTC  

actually pulling your body

2018-09-13 01:00:59 UTC  

up into heaven

2018-09-13 01:01:12 UTC  

with your arms

2018-09-13 01:01:14 UTC  

so pullups?

2018-09-13 01:01:20 UTC  

yeah but not strict

2018-09-13 01:01:24 UTC  

nah nah nah

2018-09-13 01:01:25 UTC  

this is all in the mormon bible

2018-09-13 01:01:33 UTC  

mormons are satanic

2018-09-13 01:01:33 UTC  

I can do that too

2018-09-13 01:01:40 UTC  

getting into heaven is just the american immigration test

2018-09-13 01:01:41 UTC  

too bad i'm SHORT

2018-09-13 01:01:50 UTC  

ironic mormonism is a cool brand someone should rep

2018-09-13 01:01:58 UTC  

"why did the british settle in america"

2018-09-13 01:02:03 UTC  

"freedom"

2018-09-13 01:02:09 UTC  

You need divine digit ratio to get into heaven

2018-09-13 01:02:13 UTC  

"apple pie"

2018-09-13 01:02:18 UTC  

the virgin "freedom" vs the chad "because taxes"

2018-09-13 01:02:30 UTC  

^

2018-09-13 01:02:33 UTC  

you need a gooch of at least 6 inches to get into heaven