Message from @B|ack|ce
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but he's right
Doctor or not, this is sus af https://twitter.com/stud_______/status/1039991827485609984
tfw 6'2"
tfw 6'3"
big enuf boys club
What did Venti do wrong
overplayed her hand
I'm reading her shit and it's pretty unobjectionable
5'11"
i'm done
see yah later genetic waste
see u in heaven king
heaven also has a height requirement
black ice is 5'14" fucking manlet
😂
you need to be able to lift your own weight to get into heaven
king no
i can do that
purgatory is just a gym
like
actually pulling your body
up into heaven
with your arms
so pullups?
yeah but not strict
nah nah nah
this is all in the mormon bible
mormons are satanic
I can do that too
getting into heaven is just the american immigration test
too bad i'm SHORT
ironic mormonism is a cool brand someone should rep
"why did the british settle in america"
"freedom"
You need divine digit ratio to get into heaven
"apple pie"
the virgin "freedom" vs the chad "because taxes"
^
you need a gooch of at least 6 inches to get into heaven