Message from @B|ack|ce

Discord ID: 489601792800194561


2018-09-13 01:00:57 UTC  

actually pulling your body

2018-09-13 01:00:59 UTC  

up into heaven

2018-09-13 01:01:12 UTC  

with your arms

2018-09-13 01:01:14 UTC  

so pullups?

2018-09-13 01:01:20 UTC  

yeah but not strict

2018-09-13 01:01:24 UTC  

nah nah nah

2018-09-13 01:01:25 UTC  

this is all in the mormon bible

2018-09-13 01:01:33 UTC  

mormons are satanic

2018-09-13 01:01:33 UTC  

I can do that too

2018-09-13 01:01:40 UTC  

getting into heaven is just the american immigration test

2018-09-13 01:01:41 UTC  

too bad i'm SHORT

2018-09-13 01:01:50 UTC  

ironic mormonism is a cool brand someone should rep

2018-09-13 01:01:58 UTC  

"why did the british settle in america"

2018-09-13 01:02:03 UTC  

"freedom"

2018-09-13 01:02:09 UTC  

You need divine digit ratio to get into heaven

2018-09-13 01:02:13 UTC  

"apple pie"

2018-09-13 01:02:18 UTC  

the virgin "freedom" vs the chad "because taxes"

2018-09-13 01:02:30 UTC  

^

2018-09-13 01:02:33 UTC  

you need a gooch of at least 6 inches to get into heaven

2018-09-13 01:02:40 UTC  

because the taxes isn't an option

2018-09-13 01:02:43 UTC  

goochlets btfod

2018-09-13 01:02:46 UTC  

it's multiple choice

2018-09-13 01:03:07 UTC  

the only semi reasonable answer is literally straight up freedom

2018-09-13 01:03:59 UTC  

I got the goochie chief

2018-09-13 01:04:04 UTC  

Sorry haters and losers, but my taint is one of the longest

2018-09-13 01:04:21 UTC  

let's just say... the ladies know me as I-95 😏

2018-09-13 01:04:24 UTC  

Fatass

2018-09-13 01:04:42 UTC  

Lord give me goochie

2018-09-13 01:05:08 UTC  

Gooch e-gang

2018-09-13 01:06:24 UTC  

what is a girls gooch supposed to be

2018-09-13 01:06:31 UTC  

her vagina

2018-09-13 01:06:37 UTC  

based

2018-09-13 01:13:18 UTC  

my taint so long they call me highway star

2018-09-13 01:36:17 UTC  

how did you measured your taint

2018-09-13 01:37:07 UTC  

>5'11"

2018-09-13 01:37:09 UTC  

>short

2018-09-13 01:37:17 UTC  

nigga i just spent 3 hours suit shopping

2018-09-13 01:37:21 UTC  

fuk u

2018-09-13 01:38:59 UTC  

the manlet squirms

2018-09-13 01:40:17 UTC  
2018-09-13 01:40:34 UTC  

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