Message from @B|ack|ce
Discord ID: 489601792800194561
actually pulling your body
up into heaven
with your arms
so pullups?
yeah but not strict
nah nah nah
this is all in the mormon bible
mormons are satanic
I can do that too
getting into heaven is just the american immigration test
too bad i'm SHORT
ironic mormonism is a cool brand someone should rep
"why did the british settle in america"
"freedom"
You need divine digit ratio to get into heaven
"apple pie"
the virgin "freedom" vs the chad "because taxes"
^
you need a gooch of at least 6 inches to get into heaven
because the taxes isn't an option
it's multiple choice
the only semi reasonable answer is literally straight up freedom
I got the goochie chief
Sorry haters and losers, but my taint is one of the longest
let's just say... the ladies know me as I-95 😏
Fatass
Lord give me goochie
Gooch e-gang
what is a girls gooch supposed to be
her vagina
based
my taint so long they call me highway star
how did you measured your taint
>5'11"
>short
nigga i just spent 3 hours suit shopping
fuk u
the manlet squirms
COPE