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Literally just don't talk about politics
Problem solved
Do not trust women
And for god's sake do not tell her how much u make
I live in the car I parked right next to the door
do not trust women
I make fucking no money but im a q t
"Hey girl wanna come to my place"
*walks 10 feet*
"Welcome to Cheatau Goodpussy"
I need to unironically call my car this
based
>when she got stinky pussy in chateau goodpussy
Ive only had ONE girl with nastypuss and it was like 4 years ago, i kicked her out immediately and no fornication habbened
ew
Teacher, I thought she had doodoo'd
She asked what had happened
thinkign about living in a van
like varg
I just stared at her
I mean, if you can figure out how to make it work do what you need to do
varg is gay
You become a master of a few things
But if you aren't a fan of doing basic upkeep shit in a fast food bathroom, get a gym membership
Daily shower, workout, shave etc
I would rather watch funkytown for 3 hours straight than see a beef brisket lookin ass stank pussy
>showering
Also, you begin to realize dr bronner is the best doctor
more like dr browner RT
i use my pungent musk-like odor to repel would be assailants and attract the ladies who then immediately drop dead when within 5 feet of me
they call me tha venus flytrap
That nickname doesnt make sense
How does that make sense
they call me n*igger
Is it because you're a white guy
they're attracted to my vile stench but then it ends up killing them
They dont call me anything because I'm DAMAGED
teebeehaich they usually just call me faggot
They call me IN NEED OF AN 18 YEAR OLD GF
How is that police