Ligma balls

Hey @Deleted User

get owned

Suck my testicles

#owned bitcj

No tjanks im not gay

Goteeeem

Have you heard of eye nut

6 million pesos to whoever frames that exchange and mails it to me

Eye nut on your face

I fucked up, didnt talk to a girl who is hot as shit and wanted me to talk to her

In that mode where its like

I fear the accusations

Dont wanna get ACCUSED

You didn't fuck up lmao you did the right thing

Literally just don't talk about politics
Problem solved

Do not trust women

And for god's sake do not tell her how much u make

I live in the car I parked right next to the door

do not trust women

I make fucking no money but im a q t

"Hey girl wanna come to my place"

*walks 10 feet*

"Welcome to Cheatau Goodpussy"

I need to unironically call my car this

based

>when she got stinky pussy in chateau goodpussy

Ive only had ONE girl with nastypuss and it was like 4 years ago, i kicked her out immediately and no fornication habbened

ew

Teacher, I thought she had doodoo'd

She asked what had happened

thinkign about living in a van

like varg

I just stared at her

I mean, if you can figure out how to make it work do what you need to do

It changes you though

varg is gay

You become a master of a few things

But if you aren't a fan of doing basic upkeep shit in a fast food bathroom, get a gym membership

Daily shower, workout, shave etc