Message from @buttsguytbhfam
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Goteeeem
Have you heard of eye nut
6 million pesos to whoever frames that exchange and mails it to me
Eye nut on your face
I fucked up, didnt talk to a girl who is hot as shit and wanted me to talk to her
In that mode where its like
I fear the accusations
Dont wanna get ACCUSED
You didn't fuck up lmao you did the right thing
Literally just don't talk about politics
Problem solved
Do not trust women
And for god's sake do not tell her how much u make
I live in the car I parked right next to the door
do not trust women
I make fucking no money but im a q t
"Hey girl wanna come to my place"
*walks 10 feet*
"Welcome to Cheatau Goodpussy"
I need to unironically call my car this
based
Ive only had ONE girl with nastypuss and it was like 4 years ago, i kicked her out immediately and no fornication habbened
ew
Teacher, I thought she had doodoo'd
She asked what had happened
thinkign about living in a van
like varg
I just stared at her
I mean, if you can figure out how to make it work do what you need to do
It changes you though
varg is gay
You become a master of a few things
But if you aren't a fan of doing basic upkeep shit in a fast food bathroom, get a gym membership
Daily shower, workout, shave etc
I would rather watch funkytown for 3 hours straight than see a beef brisket lookin ass stank pussy
>showering
Also, you begin to realize dr bronner is the best doctor
more like dr browner RT
i use my pungent musk-like odor to repel would be assailants and attract the ladies who then immediately drop dead when within 5 feet of me
they call me tha venus flytrap