"Hey girl wanna come to my place"

*walks 10 feet*

"Welcome to Cheatau Goodpussy"

I need to unironically call my car this

based

>when she got stinky pussy in chateau goodpussy

Ive only had ONE girl with nastypuss and it was like 4 years ago, i kicked her out immediately and no fornication habbened

ew

Teacher, I thought she had doodoo'd

She asked what had happened

thinkign about living in a van

like varg

I just stared at her

I mean, if you can figure out how to make it work do what you need to do

It changes you though

varg is gay

You become a master of a few things

But if you aren't a fan of doing basic upkeep shit in a fast food bathroom, get a gym membership

Daily shower, workout, shave etc

I would rather watch funkytown for 3 hours straight than see a beef brisket lookin ass stank pussy

>showering

Also, you begin to realize dr bronner is the best doctor

more like dr browner RT

i use my pungent musk-like odor to repel would be assailants and attract the ladies who then immediately drop dead when within 5 feet of me

they call me tha venus flytrap

That nickname doesnt make sense

How does that make sense

they call me n*igger

Is it because you're a white guy

they're attracted to my vile stench but then it ends up killing them

They dont call me anything because I'm DAMAGED

teebeehaich they usually just call me faggot

They call me IN NEED OF AN 18 YEAR OLD GF

How is that police

No stop

NO

they call me big d*ck daddy

age of consent is now 30 years old

if you like anyone younger you are a pedophile

I like the people who push for pedophile acceptance get mad at straight men wanting to marry a 16 year old