Message from @B|ack|ce

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2018-10-22 01:23:09 UTC  

I cant stand the rock concert at church thing

2018-10-22 01:23:19 UTC  

that's prot shit

2018-10-22 01:23:32 UTC  

The people are really nice tho

2018-10-22 01:24:15 UTC  

Methodists are the worst tbh

2018-10-22 01:24:16 UTC  

at the last church i went to the offering of peace often included hugging

2018-10-22 01:24:19 UTC  

@Deleted User did you make this

2018-10-22 01:24:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/503740505402638346/book.jpg

2018-10-22 01:26:04 UTC  

the unitarian church down the way was advertising a "faith and gender identity" sermon a few months back

2018-10-22 01:26:31 UTC  

i think women like the rock music worship shit because they're hyper-emotive and pop/rock is good a manipulating emotion. so they think they *feel* God more

2018-10-22 01:26:40 UTC  

lol

2018-10-22 01:27:03 UTC  

an acoustic guitar doesn't belong within a 3 mile radius of a church

2018-10-22 01:27:27 UTC  

I can overlook it on christmas @a dim goon

2018-10-22 01:27:55 UTC  

Most churches are just social clubs at this point tbh

2018-10-22 01:28:04 UTC  

that was the function in america

2018-10-22 01:28:07 UTC  

so many have lost connection with the spiritual

2018-10-22 01:28:32 UTC  

>church signs that say shit like "Have YOU swiped right on GOD?"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/503741414937722880/the_eyes.jpg

2018-10-22 01:28:39 UTC  

certain types of christian sects weren't meant to be very spiritual

2018-10-22 01:28:46 UTC  

communities were formed via prot schisming, churches became the town hub, less about faith and more about creating social connections

2018-10-22 01:28:56 UTC  

anglican church was founded just so the king of england could get a divorce lmao

2018-10-22 01:29:08 UTC  

calvinist shit

2018-10-22 01:29:15 UTC  

percussive instruments, including guitar and piano, don't belong in mass. just as musical instruments, they aren't as harmonious with others. organs, flutes, and voice are ideal

2018-10-22 01:29:20 UTC  

I know a guy who plays bass gutair at a prot church and hes fucked like 7 different girls

2018-10-22 01:29:28 UTC  

So much for living a chaste life

2018-10-22 01:29:31 UTC  

yeah he plays the bass

2018-10-22 01:29:37 UTC  

you think you can do that and not get puss

2018-10-22 01:29:41 UTC  

True

2018-10-22 01:29:42 UTC  

hahah whaaaaaaat

2018-10-22 01:29:42 UTC  

remember when the english king basically robbed thousands of churches and monasteries for money

2018-10-22 01:29:42 UTC  

no

2018-10-22 01:29:44 UTC  

haha

2018-10-22 01:29:45 UTC  

👀

2018-10-22 01:29:52 UTC  

yeah everyone's always trying to get with the bass player

2018-10-22 01:30:01 UTC  

>bass
>fucked 7 girls
bull shit

2018-10-22 01:30:03 UTC  

bass players are always the least recognizable from a band but always get the most poosy

2018-10-22 01:30:11 UTC  

so true

2018-10-22 01:30:16 UTC  

i was joking

2018-10-22 01:30:17 UTC  

playing the bass is easy af too

2018-10-22 01:30:31 UTC  

I am a drummer so I just get daddy issue girls thrown at me