Message from @PCENGINEDUO
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dominican church is like cath putting on a backwards hat over the nun's habit
I cant stand the rock concert at church thing
that's prot shit
The people are really nice tho
Methodists are the worst tbh
at the last church i went to the offering of peace often included hugging
@Deleted User did you make this
the unitarian church down the way was advertising a "faith and gender identity" sermon a few months back
i think women like the rock music worship shit because they're hyper-emotive and pop/rock is good a manipulating emotion. so they think they *feel* God more
lol
an acoustic guitar doesn't belong within a 3 mile radius of a church
I can overlook it on christmas @a dim goon
Most churches are just social clubs at this point tbh
that was the function in america
so many have lost connection with the spiritual
>church signs that say shit like "Have YOU swiped right on GOD?"
communities were formed via prot schisming, churches became the town hub, less about faith and more about creating social connections
anglican church was founded just so the king of england could get a divorce lmao
calvinist shit
percussive instruments, including guitar and piano, don't belong in mass. just as musical instruments, they aren't as harmonious with others. organs, flutes, and voice are ideal
I know a guy who plays bass gutair at a prot church and hes fucked like 7 different girls
So much for living a chaste life
yeah he plays the bass
you think you can do that and not get puss
True
hahah whaaaaaaat
remember when the english king basically robbed thousands of churches and monasteries for money
no
haha
👀
yeah everyone's always trying to get with the bass player
>bass
>fucked 7 girls
bull shit
bass players are always the least recognizable from a band but always get the most poosy
so true
i was joking
playing the bass is easy af too