an acoustic guitar doesn't belong within a 3 mile radius of a church

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeqEuuAhbYY

I can overlook it on christmas @a dim goon

Most churches are just social clubs at this point tbh

that was the function in america

so many have lost connection with the spiritual

>church signs that say shit like "Have YOU swiped right on GOD?"

certain types of christian sects weren't meant to be very spiritual

communities were formed via prot schisming, churches became the town hub, less about faith and more about creating social connections

anglican church was founded just so the king of england could get a divorce lmao

calvinist shit

percussive instruments, including guitar and piano, don't belong in mass. just as musical instruments, they aren't as harmonious with others. organs, flutes, and voice are ideal

I know a guy who plays bass gutair at a prot church and hes fucked like 7 different girls

So much for living a chaste life

yeah he plays the bass

you think you can do that and not get puss

True

hahah whaaaaaaat

remember when the english king basically robbed thousands of churches and monasteries for money

no

haha

👀

yeah everyone's always trying to get with the bass player

>bass
>fucked 7 girls
bull shit

bass players are always the least recognizable from a band but always get the most poosy

so true

i was joking

playing the bass is easy af too

I am a drummer so I just get daddy issue girls thrown at me

what women crave, is a solid rhythmn line that accents the guitar and vocals

like you just play the same line over and over

@Deleted User when someone says this i know their band is trash

a monkey could play the bass

AHHHHHHHHHH

STOP

👏 THIS 👏 SHIT 👏 WON'T 👏 MAKE 👏 YOUNG 👏 PEOPLE 👏 COME 👏 TO 👏 CHURCH👏

>>>>>>>BAPTISTS