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the chinese baby looks malnourished, barely speaks, can barely do anything
they treat her like an infant newborn
my brothers daughter at that time had full conversations, opinions, could get her own food, could clean, run full speed etc.
i mean it was fucking staggering.
i think id have a hard time living in asia
meanwhile, from my end
she couldnt understand why there was such a big difference between the two - she said it was genetics, but i disagree
so my uncle got married recently
I attended the ceremony and everything, etc
first thing he does after the ceremony is call me
I drive to his house from the wedding place
and he tells me to roll around on his bed like a dog
I asked him "why the fuck" and he said it was for getting a firstborn son
does your wife's family believe in things like this too?
lmao
if i was some asian uncle getting married i'd tell my nephew about some bullshit tradition too
lmao
fuck me thats funny
"yeah lick this table, it's for good luck or something"
fast forward 9 months and his firstborn was a girl
I've heard of the tradition. The night before your wedding youre supposed to have children sleep in your bed/roll around
(probably because of my trap tendencies) <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>
damn it didnt work
there are a lot of chinese wedding traditions
some of them are kind of fun - some are kind of weird
i havent asked my wifes mom if she actually believes in it
she probably does, shes pretty stupid
if anything she'd want us to do it for traditions sake
when i first heard about the chinese traditions before weddings where the family blocks the door to the bride in a room and they break down the door almost and have to pay money to the family to get access to the room
i thought it was really really crazy
and then i experienced it first hand at one of her friends weddings
and it was actually pretty fun and light hearted
so im cool with that
the bride and her friends hide in a room and to come inside the groom has to answer trivia about the relationship or the bridge
bride*
and pay money in little envelopes to people to get past them
but its like a dollar or two each one so its not about the money its just tradition
but they literally block the door
with their bodies and shove with all their might