sighhhh

what do you consider to be average chinese height

165 cm?

this is why the chinks are so good at lifting

maybe more like 170 for a man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWTdjUY-C0Y

possibly even higher. chinese are actually taller than japs ive noticed

if only by a little

rarely do you see a freak of nature tall person in japan

but it was quite frequent in china

I've seen some 6ft chinks here

rare, but they do exist

never a 6ft jap though

heres another story: so my brother has a daughter who is about to turn 4

and my wifes mom met her when she was 3

and my wifes mom has a baby in their family who is also 3 in china (like a cousins baby or something)

and the differences are staggering

the chinese baby looks malnourished, barely speaks, can barely do anything

they treat her like an infant newborn

my brothers daughter at that time had full conversations, opinions, could get her own food, could clean, run full speed etc.

i mean it was fucking staggering.

i think id have a hard time living in asia

meanwhile, from my end

she couldnt understand why there was such a big difference between the two - she said it was genetics, but i disagree

so my uncle got married recently

I attended the ceremony and everything, etc

first thing he does after the ceremony is call me

I drive to his house from the wedding place

and he tells me to roll around on his bed like a dog

I asked him "why the fuck" and he said it was for getting a firstborn son

does your wife's family believe in things like this too?

@kaetaa

lmao

if i was some asian uncle getting married i'd tell my nephew about some bullshit tradition too

lmao

fuck me thats funny

"yeah lick this table, it's for good luck or something"

I actually did it by the way

fast forward 9 months and his firstborn was a girl

I've heard of the tradition. The night before your wedding youre supposed to have children sleep in your bed/roll around

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