I drive to his house from the wedding place

and he tells me to roll around on his bed like a dog

I asked him "why the fuck" and he said it was for getting a firstborn son

does your wife's family believe in things like this too?

@kaetaa

lmao

if i was some asian uncle getting married i'd tell my nephew about some bullshit tradition too

lmao

fuck me thats funny

"yeah lick this table, it's for good luck or something"

I actually did it by the way

fast forward 9 months and his firstborn was a girl

I've heard of the tradition. The night before your wedding youre supposed to have children sleep in your bed/roll around

(probably because of my trap tendencies) <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

damn it didnt work

there are a lot of chinese wedding traditions

some of them are kind of fun - some are kind of weird

i havent asked my wifes mom if she actually believes in it

she probably does, shes pretty stupid

if anything she'd want us to do it for traditions sake

when i first heard about the chinese traditions before weddings where the family blocks the door to the bride in a room and they break down the door almost and have to pay money to the family to get access to the room

i thought it was really really crazy

and then i experienced it first hand at one of her friends weddings

and it was actually pretty fun and light hearted

so im cool with that

the bride and her friends hide in a room and to come inside the groom has to answer trivia about the relationship or the bridge

bride*

and pay money in little envelopes to people to get past them

but its like a dollar or two each one so its not about the money its just tradition

but they literally block the door

with their bodies and shove with all their might

it was pretty intense

@porco The comfy type or the post Haruhi type?

There's both

Depends on the arcade though and the target demographic

taobao is pretty cool

yeah its especially great if youre a local

cheaper than aliexpress and only takes 3 days

it was by far one of the better things about living in china haha

chinkshit home gym @fedora

how do i translate squat rack into chinese