There were some muscle thotties at my gym yesterday

oo ma ma

With that shovel chin

tfw no physical therapy gf

fantano found the blackest girl at the Neutral Milk Hotel concert, which also gave him clout for his hip hop opinions

got em

they're gonna make a little me

cursed

Dumpiest frumpiest gf

he can do better

He’s gf is disgusting

Like gutter trash

she looks like danny brown

She looks like she ate glue as a kid

And unsanitary

Christ

You’d have to be actually gay

Can’t imagine their together for any thing but lul black gf

reminder that anthony fantano can't actually play an instrument and therefore has no more credibility for reviewing music than a homeless man huffing glue on the sidewalk (me)

This

He can diddle on the bass

he’s OK at it

but he’s not made any real music

so he gay

my fuckin 95 year old grandmother can play the bass decently

he hasn't made any music of his own

A monkey can

Ask his girl

he’s basically monky

those who cannot create, critique

Dim goon is an artist

Hey dim goon drop your trax

i fingerpaint with my feces from time to time and dabble in doge making but other than that, buddy, i'm just like you!

He played bass in some hardcore band

zzz

proof once again that bassists get pussy

Monkey pussy