Message from @Mulatto Bartender
Discord ID: 508379028135346186
Anthony Thristano
Tryna swoop in
Tryna hit
his bonobo wife must not be giving enough coochie]
Wait he's married?
Someone married that
That poor girl
They have the same head
OF COURSE
its a mega negress
Muscle milf at my gym
The strongest jaw I've ever seen
I could dig a reasonably sized hole
There were some muscle thotties at my gym yesterday
oo ma ma
With that shovel chin
tfw no physical therapy gf
fantano found the blackest girl at the Neutral Milk Hotel concert, which also gave him clout for his hip hop opinions
got em
cursed
Dumpiest frumpiest gf
he can do better
He’s gf is disgusting
Like gutter trash
she looks like danny brown
She looks like she ate glue as a kid
And unsanitary
Christ
You’d have to be actually gay
Can’t imagine their together for any thing but lul black gf
reminder that anthony fantano can't actually play an instrument and therefore has no more credibility for reviewing music than a homeless man huffing glue on the sidewalk (me)
This
He can diddle on the bass
he’s OK at it
but he’s not made any real music