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2018-11-08 01:38:08 UTC  

is this the chapotraphouse server?

2018-11-08 01:38:31 UTC  

Indeed

2018-11-08 02:09:03 UTC  
2018-11-08 02:09:38 UTC  

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2018-11-08 02:16:18 UTC  

i hope that one day Ben Shapiro washes his penis

2018-11-08 02:23:10 UTC  

guys make sure you buy lots of canned food

2018-11-08 02:23:13 UTC  

and water

2018-11-08 02:24:19 UTC  

Rather get killed by a mob

2018-11-08 02:26:06 UTC  

what's the point of surviving the apocalypse if it'll make me gay

2018-11-08 02:35:12 UTC  

I just did the floss dance

2018-11-08 02:35:16 UTC  

This is so epic

2018-11-08 02:41:09 UTC  

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2018-11-08 02:59:44 UTC  

hello kings

2018-11-08 03:30:17 UTC  

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2018-11-08 03:35:45 UTC  

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2018-11-08 03:48:02 UTC  

LEGALIZE IT

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2018-11-08 03:48:02 UTC  

LEGALIZE IT

2018-11-08 03:48:19 UTC  

LGBT means let's get benised tonight, and is the general community guideline

2018-11-08 03:48:39 UTC  

It's the only thing that unites them

2018-11-08 03:48:41 UTC  

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2018-11-08 03:50:27 UTC  

Let's
Go to
Brazil
Together

2018-11-08 03:50:41 UTC  

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2018-11-08 03:50:53 UTC  

Polish absolutely destroyed

2018-11-08 03:59:27 UTC  

Dmansil is chad

2018-11-08 04:19:00 UTC  

shawn ass groyper

2018-11-08 04:46:03 UTC  

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2018-11-08 04:46:09 UTC  

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2018-11-08 04:54:29 UTC  

anyone in brydens server

2018-11-08 05:09:40 UTC  

Anyone in the dim gang server

2018-11-08 05:10:24 UTC  

At other times, he can appear almost so brilliant that it surprises the other characters, and is prone to fits of temporary intelligence, which confuses the other characters. In earlier episodes, Patrick appeared to be somewhat more intelligent, often making profound comments and often being very articulate, such as when he, having messed up Mr. Krabs' first dollar with SpongeBob, complained about the fact that his first dollar is just an ordinary dollar and he should replace it with another ordinary dollar, though he forgets about it at the end and ends up buying a candy bar, much to SpongeBob's dismay.[30] In "Help Wanted," Patrick was shown to be more competent when it came to giving advice, as he encouraged SpongeBob to apply for his lifelong dream job. In "SB-129," Patrick seems to be aware of Squidward's hatred toward him and SpongeBob, though in later episodes he is just as oblivious as SpongeBob in terms of their annoyance to Squidward.

2018-11-08 05:10:31 UTC  

>dim gang server
👀

2018-11-08 05:11:49 UTC  

Despite his naivete, Patrick has committed many crimes throughout the series, a number of which have been caused by his stupidity. These offenses range from simple ticket-worthy infractions to felonies. He has been arrested five times: for "stealing" a balloon in "Life of Crime," for unknown reasons in "SpongeBob Meets the Strangler" and "Good Ol' Whatshisname," falsely accused littering in "Driven to Tears," violating a restraining order in "Restraining SpongeBob," and impersonating an executive in "The Executive Treatment." However, due to his naïve mindset, a majority of these crimes were committed unintentionally. The following is a run-down of crimes that Patrick has been guilty of:

2018-11-08 05:12:28 UTC  

Aircraft hijacking: In "Sandy's Rocket," he and SpongeBob hijack Sandy's spaceship and use it for their own purpose.
Animal cruelty: Patrick is shown to be a very harmful pet sitter to Gary in "Pet Sitter Pat." He forces his bath time by threatening him with a running hose, uses salt to dry him off, and lastly threatens and even nearly kills him with a flamethrower.
Arson: In "Pranks a Lot," Patrick and SpongeBob threaten to burn a dollar bill that belongs to Mr. Krabs in order to traumatize him. Patrick also burns many of SpongeBob's belongings while using the flamethrower in "Pet Sitter Pat."
Assault: In "Jellyfishing," oblivious to the fact that he can't hold his net due to his bandages, Patrick forcefully shoves the end of a jellyfish net in Squidward's injured tentacle, adding insult to injury. In "Band Geeks," he starts a fight with Sandy to "do some kicking," as instructed by Squidward, though Patrick interprets this literally. Patrick also punches SpongeBob in "No Weenies Allowed" for insulting him. In "Wigstruck," Patrick notices SpongeBob wearing a wig; believing that it is a monster attacking him, Patrick assaults SpongeBob to rid him of said wig. In "Oral Report," Patrick increases SpongeBob's oral anxiety by assaulting him with several objects like a treadmill and pillows. In "The Good Krabby Name," Patrick beats up SpongeBob as he is dressed up in a Krabby Patty costume, believing that a killer Krabby Patty is eating SpongeBob; however this was done with good intentions, as Patrick did it out of defense.
Assisting a crime: In "Doing Time," Patrick assists SpongeBob in his local bank robbery scheme, intent on getting arrested to free Mrs. Puff from jail.

2018-11-08 05:12:44 UTC  

Attempted cannibalism: In "To Save a Squirrel," SpongeBob and Patrick resort to making several attempts to eat each other while on the verge of starvation in the cave.
Attempted kidnapping: In "Nature Pants," Patrick follows SpongeBob around Jellyfish Fields and attempts to abduct him with his jellyfish net to bring him back home. In "It's a SpongeBob Christmas!," Patrick surrounds his rock with booby traps to capture Santa. This attempt backfires on Patrick when he himself gets stuck in the traps. He succeeds in kidnapping Santa in the end, though.
Attempted murder: In "Karate Star," Patrick's love for karate goes to his head and prompts him to nearly slice a baby in half, until SpongeBob talks him out of it.
Attempted theft: In "Mid-Life Crustacean," Patrick, SpongeBob, and Mr. Krabs attempt to steal Betsy Krabs' panties, as part of the "panty raid."
Breaking and entering: In "Mid-Life Crustacean," Patrick, SpongeBob, and Mr. Krabs break into Betsy Krabs' house at night to steal her panties, as part of the "panty raid." In "The Thing," Patrick and SpongeBob burglarize the zoo at night, although this was done with innocent intentions since Squidward got misplaced as an animal there, though they are still caught and chased after by the SWAT Team. In "Spy Buddies," Patrick and SpongeBob sneak into the Chum Bucket at night through the roof, despite the door allowing entrance; they did this since spies apparently do not use the door to enter places. In "Safe Deposit Krabs," SpongeBob and Patrick break into the local bank at night, although they had good intentions since they did it to free Mr. Krabs from the safe.
Broadcast signal intrusion: In "Sing a Song of Patrick," SpongeBob and Patrick climb to the top of a radio station's antenna and place a record player atop of it to blast the song "I Wrote This," interrupting the station's broadcast.
Defamation: In "Once Bitten," Patrick spreads libel about "Mad Snail Disease."

2018-11-08 05:13:12 UTC  

Disturbing the peace: Committed several times, typically while engaging in childish games with SpongeBob, which often disturbs Squidward as he's minding his own business, however only the instances where it caused a major and more public problem will be held on his criminal record. In "Valentine's Day," Patrick causes pure disorderly conduct at the carnival by running around, yelling, and breaking everything in sight. In "Life of Crime," he and SpongeBob resort to making crazed noises in the middle of the street upon discovering their new identities as "criminals," with the townspeople mistaking them as street performers. Patrick also engages in a fight with Sandy during music class in "Band Geeks." In "New Student Starfish," SpongeBob and Patrick engage in an argument in the middle of the school hallway. In "Sing a Song of Patrick," SpongeBob and Patrick hijack a radio broadcast signal to blast the song "I Wrote This" at night throughout the entire town. This causes the citizens displeasure and leads them to form a mob. In "The Battle of Bikini Bottom," the boys run into the Krusty Krab while having a fight over clean and dirty, disturbing the peace of Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and the customers. In "Stuck in the Wringer," SpongeBob and Patrick engage in a verbal fight in the middle of the carnival. In "Yours, Mine and Mine," Patrick and SpongeBob fight over the Patty Pal toy in various public places. In "A Friendly Game," Patrick and SpongeBob's indoor golf game becomes so disruptive to the point of awakening Squidward from his sleep, resulting in a noise complaint from him.
Eco-terrorism: In "The Thing," he and SpongeBob go to the zoo at night to free "Smelly" out of his cage. However considering that Squidward was mistaken as an animal and wrongfully put in the zoo in the first place, this crime can be justified. Although, they still have the SWAT Team chase after them.

2018-11-08 05:13:16 UTC  

Encouraging a crime: In "Hooky," Patrick encourages SpongeBob to ditch work during his shift to go to the "carnival."
Facilitating escape: Throughout the middle of "Doing Time," SpongeBob and Patrick attempt to free Mrs. Puff from jail without consent from correctional officers.

2018-11-08 05:14:02 UTC  

False advertising: In "Chocolate with Nuts," as a means to boost their profit as salesmen, SpongeBob and Patrick spread lies to their customers about the chocolate bars they're selling, claiming them to have special abilities. In "Ink Lemonade," he and SpongeBob sell Squidward's ink to the public and categorize it as lemonade.
False imprisonment: In "Pranks a Lot," SpongeBob and Patrick trap Mr. Krabs in the Krusty Krab to traumatize and torment him as they are invisible and acting as ghosts. In "Shuffleboarding," while Patrick and SpongeBob are dressed as Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, they arrest people for actions that do not count as offenses, such as chewing gum too loudly, having untied shoes, and being too old.
Framing: In "SpongeBob Meets the Strangler," Patrick is wrongfully told that he is the Tattletale Strangler and subsequently reports himself to the authorities for a crime he didn't commit. In "Patrick-Man!," Patrick accuses Mrs. Puff of boat jacking, leading to her false arrest.

2018-11-08 05:14:04 UTC  

Harassment/Intimidation: An ongoing plot point of the episode "Bulletin Board" is a mysterious customer by the identity of "P-Star 77" leaving harassing and intimidating notes on the Krusty Krab's new bulletin board. The person behind these notes is revealed near the ending to be Patrick, who apologizes for his actions and reveals that he didn't want his messages to be taken seriously.
Identity theft: In "Opposite Day," he and SpongeBob impersonate Squidward and claim his house as their property, intent on annoying the real estate agent and preventing Squidward from moving out of town. In "The Executive Treatment," Patrick is arrested for posing as an executive so as to buy the Executive Treatment sandwich.
Indecent exposure: In "Pranks a Lot," he and SpongeBob take their clothes off in public to use the invisible spray since it stains clothes. In The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, Patrick flies across the stage of the grand opening ceremony completely nude, his motive being his desire for attention. At the end of "That's No Lady," he rips his clothes off at the Krusty Krab to reveal that he is not a woman.

2018-11-08 05:14:19 UTC  

Kidnapping: In "Sandy's Rocket," SpongeBob and Patrick go around abducting the townspeople out of fear that the entire population is formed of aliens. In "I'm Your Biggest Fanatic," he succeeds in kidnapping Jeffrey the Jellyfish at the end. In "It's a SpongeBob Christmas!," Patrick abducts Santa Claus with a jellyfishing net.
Littering: In "Driven to Tears," Patrick is wrongfully arrested for allegedly ripping his own driver's license and littering it. SpongeBob eventually confesses to committing the crime, taking Patrick's place in jail thereafter. In "Sanitation Insanity," Patrick impulsively refuses to give SpongeBob and Squidward his trash cans for no reason; he then engages them in a trash fight. However, their reckless fighting causes them to spread trash all over Bikini Bottom. As punishment, he, Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Squidward are sentenced to many hours of community service by picking up trash.
Manslaughter: In "Sing a Song of Patrick," Patrick requests a band to perform his song, "I Wrote This." The song is so abhorrent that it leads to the passing of the band. This was completely unintentional on Patrick's part, though he doesn't seem to feel remorseful over the band's loss.