Not only pro wagie but with an antifascist twist

so MEGA gay?

whats the point of being a shepherd if you dont get to eat the flock once in awhile and wear their skin to get comfy?

"Going to your gayass job and eating plastic microwave food on your smoke break beats da nazis"

*sitting on my ass typing up spreadsheets for 8 hours a day*
oh man, he's just like me!

is this the chapotraphouse server?

Indeed

https://twitter.com/daedalusanimus/status/1060353373751427072 @everyone lets organize this

i hope that one day Ben Shapiro washes his penis

guys make sure you buy lots of canned food

and water

Rather get killed by a mob

what's the point of surviving the apocalypse if it'll make me gay

I just did the floss dance

This is so epic

https://twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1060289251974279168

hello kings

LEGALIZE IT

LEGALIZE IT

LGBT means let's get benised tonight, and is the general community guideline

It's the only thing that unites them

Let's
Go to
Brazil
Together

Polish absolutely destroyed

Dmansil is chad

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/266744037602623488/509933372034908160/Drc0BkxWwAE5vCx.png?width=515&height=673

shawn ass groyper

anyone in brydens server

Anyone in the dim gang server

At other times, he can appear almost so brilliant that it surprises the other characters, and is prone to fits of temporary intelligence, which confuses the other characters. In earlier episodes, Patrick appeared to be somewhat more intelligent, often making profound comments and often being very articulate, such as when he, having messed up Mr. Krabs' first dollar with SpongeBob, complained about the fact that his first dollar is just an ordinary dollar and he should replace it with another ordinary dollar, though he forgets about it at the end and ends up buying a candy bar, much to SpongeBob's dismay.[30] In "Help Wanted," Patrick was shown to be more competent when it came to giving advice, as he encouraged SpongeBob to apply for his lifelong dream job. In "SB-129," Patrick seems to be aware of Squidward's hatred toward him and SpongeBob, though in later episodes he is just as oblivious as SpongeBob in terms of their annoyance to Squidward.

>dim gang server
👀

Despite his naivete, Patrick has committed many crimes throughout the series, a number of which have been caused by his stupidity. These offenses range from simple ticket-worthy infractions to felonies. He has been arrested five times: for "stealing" a balloon in "Life of Crime," for unknown reasons in "SpongeBob Meets the Strangler" and "Good Ol' Whatshisname," falsely accused littering in "Driven to Tears," violating a restraining order in "Restraining SpongeBob," and impersonating an executive in "The Executive Treatment." However, due to his naïve mindset, a majority of these crimes were committed unintentionally. The following is a run-down of crimes that Patrick has been guilty of:

Aircraft hijacking: In "Sandy's Rocket," he and SpongeBob hijack Sandy's spaceship and use it for their own purpose.
Animal cruelty: Patrick is shown to be a very harmful pet sitter to Gary in "Pet Sitter Pat." He forces his bath time by threatening him with a running hose, uses salt to dry him off, and lastly threatens and even nearly kills him with a flamethrower.
Arson: In "Pranks a Lot," Patrick and SpongeBob threaten to burn a dollar bill that belongs to Mr. Krabs in order to traumatize him. Patrick also burns many of SpongeBob's belongings while using the flamethrower in "Pet Sitter Pat."
Assault: In "Jellyfishing," oblivious to the fact that he can't hold his net due to his bandages, Patrick forcefully shoves the end of a jellyfish net in Squidward's injured tentacle, adding insult to injury. In "Band Geeks," he starts a fight with Sandy to "do some kicking," as instructed by Squidward, though Patrick interprets this literally. Patrick also punches SpongeBob in "No Weenies Allowed" for insulting him. In "Wigstruck," Patrick notices SpongeBob wearing a wig; believing that it is a monster attacking him, Patrick assaults SpongeBob to rid him of said wig. In "Oral Report," Patrick increases SpongeBob's oral anxiety by assaulting him with several objects like a treadmill and pillows. In "The Good Krabby Name," Patrick beats up SpongeBob as he is dressed up in a Krabby Patty costume, believing that a killer Krabby Patty is eating SpongeBob; however this was done with good intentions, as Patrick did it out of defense.
Assisting a crime: In "Doing Time," Patrick assists SpongeBob in his local bank robbery scheme, intent on getting arrested to free Mrs. Puff from jail.

Attempted cannibalism: In "To Save a Squirrel," SpongeBob and Patrick resort to making several attempts to eat each other while on the verge of starvation in the cave.
Attempted kidnapping: In "Nature Pants," Patrick follows SpongeBob around Jellyfish Fields and attempts to abduct him with his jellyfish net to bring him back home. In "It's a SpongeBob Christmas!," Patrick surrounds his rock with booby traps to capture Santa. This attempt backfires on Patrick when he himself gets stuck in the traps. He succeeds in kidnapping Santa in the end, though.
Attempted murder: In "Karate Star," Patrick's love for karate goes to his head and prompts him to nearly slice a baby in half, until SpongeBob talks him out of it.
Attempted theft: In "Mid-Life Crustacean," Patrick, SpongeBob, and Mr. Krabs attempt to steal Betsy Krabs' panties, as part of the "panty raid."
Breaking and entering: In "Mid-Life Crustacean," Patrick, SpongeBob, and Mr. Krabs break into Betsy Krabs' house at night to steal her panties, as part of the "panty raid." In "The Thing," Patrick and SpongeBob burglarize the zoo at night, although this was done with innocent intentions since Squidward got misplaced as an animal there, though they are still caught and chased after by the SWAT Team. In "Spy Buddies," Patrick and SpongeBob sneak into the Chum Bucket at night through the roof, despite the door allowing entrance; they did this since spies apparently do not use the door to enter places. In "Safe Deposit Krabs," SpongeBob and Patrick break into the local bank at night, although they had good intentions since they did it to free Mr. Krabs from the safe.
Broadcast signal intrusion: In "Sing a Song of Patrick," SpongeBob and Patrick climb to the top of a radio station's antenna and place a record player atop of it to blast the song "I Wrote This," interrupting the station's broadcast.
Defamation: In "Once Bitten," Patrick spreads libel about "Mad Snail Disease."