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At other times, he can appear almost so brilliant that it surprises the other characters, and is prone to fits of temporary intelligence, which confuses the other characters. In earlier episodes, Patrick appeared to be somewhat more intelligent, often making profound comments and often being very articulate, such as when he, having messed up Mr. Krabs' first dollar with SpongeBob, complained about the fact that his first dollar is just an ordinary dollar and he should replace it with another ordinary dollar, though he forgets about it at the end and ends up buying a candy bar, much to SpongeBob's dismay.[30] In "Help Wanted," Patrick was shown to be more competent when it came to giving advice, as he encouraged SpongeBob to apply for his lifelong dream job. In "SB-129," Patrick seems to be aware of Squidward's hatred toward him and SpongeBob, though in later episodes he is just as oblivious as SpongeBob in terms of their annoyance to Squidward.
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Despite his naivete, Patrick has committed many crimes throughout the series, a number of which have been caused by his stupidity. These offenses range from simple ticket-worthy infractions to felonies. He has been arrested five times: for "stealing" a balloon in "Life of Crime," for unknown reasons in "SpongeBob Meets the Strangler" and "Good Ol' Whatshisname," falsely accused littering in "Driven to Tears," violating a restraining order in "Restraining SpongeBob," and impersonating an executive in "The Executive Treatment." However, due to his naïve mindset, a majority of these crimes were committed unintentionally. The following is a run-down of crimes that Patrick has been guilty of:
Aircraft hijacking: In "Sandy's Rocket," he and SpongeBob hijack Sandy's spaceship and use it for their own purpose.
Animal cruelty: Patrick is shown to be a very harmful pet sitter to Gary in "Pet Sitter Pat." He forces his bath time by threatening him with a running hose, uses salt to dry him off, and lastly threatens and even nearly kills him with a flamethrower.
Arson: In "Pranks a Lot," Patrick and SpongeBob threaten to burn a dollar bill that belongs to Mr. Krabs in order to traumatize him. Patrick also burns many of SpongeBob's belongings while using the flamethrower in "Pet Sitter Pat."
Assault: In "Jellyfishing," oblivious to the fact that he can't hold his net due to his bandages, Patrick forcefully shoves the end of a jellyfish net in Squidward's injured tentacle, adding insult to injury. In "Band Geeks," he starts a fight with Sandy to "do some kicking," as instructed by Squidward, though Patrick interprets this literally. Patrick also punches SpongeBob in "No Weenies Allowed" for insulting him. In "Wigstruck," Patrick notices SpongeBob wearing a wig; believing that it is a monster attacking him, Patrick assaults SpongeBob to rid him of said wig. In "Oral Report," Patrick increases SpongeBob's oral anxiety by assaulting him with several objects like a treadmill and pillows. In "The Good Krabby Name," Patrick beats up SpongeBob as he is dressed up in a Krabby Patty costume, believing that a killer Krabby Patty is eating SpongeBob; however this was done with good intentions, as Patrick did it out of defense.
Assisting a crime: In "Doing Time," Patrick assists SpongeBob in his local bank robbery scheme, intent on getting arrested to free Mrs. Puff from jail.
Attempted cannibalism: In "To Save a Squirrel," SpongeBob and Patrick resort to making several attempts to eat each other while on the verge of starvation in the cave.
Attempted kidnapping: In "Nature Pants," Patrick follows SpongeBob around Jellyfish Fields and attempts to abduct him with his jellyfish net to bring him back home. In "It's a SpongeBob Christmas!," Patrick surrounds his rock with booby traps to capture Santa. This attempt backfires on Patrick when he himself gets stuck in the traps. He succeeds in kidnapping Santa in the end, though.
Attempted murder: In "Karate Star," Patrick's love for karate goes to his head and prompts him to nearly slice a baby in half, until SpongeBob talks him out of it.
Attempted theft: In "Mid-Life Crustacean," Patrick, SpongeBob, and Mr. Krabs attempt to steal Betsy Krabs' panties, as part of the "panty raid."
Breaking and entering: In "Mid-Life Crustacean," Patrick, SpongeBob, and Mr. Krabs break into Betsy Krabs' house at night to steal her panties, as part of the "panty raid." In "The Thing," Patrick and SpongeBob burglarize the zoo at night, although this was done with innocent intentions since Squidward got misplaced as an animal there, though they are still caught and chased after by the SWAT Team. In "Spy Buddies," Patrick and SpongeBob sneak into the Chum Bucket at night through the roof, despite the door allowing entrance; they did this since spies apparently do not use the door to enter places. In "Safe Deposit Krabs," SpongeBob and Patrick break into the local bank at night, although they had good intentions since they did it to free Mr. Krabs from the safe.
Broadcast signal intrusion: In "Sing a Song of Patrick," SpongeBob and Patrick climb to the top of a radio station's antenna and place a record player atop of it to blast the song "I Wrote This," interrupting the station's broadcast.
Defamation: In "Once Bitten," Patrick spreads libel about "Mad Snail Disease."
Disturbing the peace: Committed several times, typically while engaging in childish games with SpongeBob, which often disturbs Squidward as he's minding his own business, however only the instances where it caused a major and more public problem will be held on his criminal record. In "Valentine's Day," Patrick causes pure disorderly conduct at the carnival by running around, yelling, and breaking everything in sight. In "Life of Crime," he and SpongeBob resort to making crazed noises in the middle of the street upon discovering their new identities as "criminals," with the townspeople mistaking them as street performers. Patrick also engages in a fight with Sandy during music class in "Band Geeks." In "New Student Starfish," SpongeBob and Patrick engage in an argument in the middle of the school hallway. In "Sing a Song of Patrick," SpongeBob and Patrick hijack a radio broadcast signal to blast the song "I Wrote This" at night throughout the entire town. This causes the citizens displeasure and leads them to form a mob. In "The Battle of Bikini Bottom," the boys run into the Krusty Krab while having a fight over clean and dirty, disturbing the peace of Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and the customers. In "Stuck in the Wringer," SpongeBob and Patrick engage in a verbal fight in the middle of the carnival. In "Yours, Mine and Mine," Patrick and SpongeBob fight over the Patty Pal toy in various public places. In "A Friendly Game," Patrick and SpongeBob's indoor golf game becomes so disruptive to the point of awakening Squidward from his sleep, resulting in a noise complaint from him.
Eco-terrorism: In "The Thing," he and SpongeBob go to the zoo at night to free "Smelly" out of his cage. However considering that Squidward was mistaken as an animal and wrongfully put in the zoo in the first place, this crime can be justified. Although, they still have the SWAT Team chase after them.
Encouraging a crime: In "Hooky," Patrick encourages SpongeBob to ditch work during his shift to go to the "carnival."
Facilitating escape: Throughout the middle of "Doing Time," SpongeBob and Patrick attempt to free Mrs. Puff from jail without consent from correctional officers.
False advertising: In "Chocolate with Nuts," as a means to boost their profit as salesmen, SpongeBob and Patrick spread lies to their customers about the chocolate bars they're selling, claiming them to have special abilities. In "Ink Lemonade," he and SpongeBob sell Squidward's ink to the public and categorize it as lemonade.
False imprisonment: In "Pranks a Lot," SpongeBob and Patrick trap Mr. Krabs in the Krusty Krab to traumatize and torment him as they are invisible and acting as ghosts. In "Shuffleboarding," while Patrick and SpongeBob are dressed as Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, they arrest people for actions that do not count as offenses, such as chewing gum too loudly, having untied shoes, and being too old.
Framing: In "SpongeBob Meets the Strangler," Patrick is wrongfully told that he is the Tattletale Strangler and subsequently reports himself to the authorities for a crime he didn't commit. In "Patrick-Man!," Patrick accuses Mrs. Puff of boat jacking, leading to her false arrest.
Harassment/Intimidation: An ongoing plot point of the episode "Bulletin Board" is a mysterious customer by the identity of "P-Star 77" leaving harassing and intimidating notes on the Krusty Krab's new bulletin board. The person behind these notes is revealed near the ending to be Patrick, who apologizes for his actions and reveals that he didn't want his messages to be taken seriously.
Identity theft: In "Opposite Day," he and SpongeBob impersonate Squidward and claim his house as their property, intent on annoying the real estate agent and preventing Squidward from moving out of town. In "The Executive Treatment," Patrick is arrested for posing as an executive so as to buy the Executive Treatment sandwich.
Indecent exposure: In "Pranks a Lot," he and SpongeBob take their clothes off in public to use the invisible spray since it stains clothes. In The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, Patrick flies across the stage of the grand opening ceremony completely nude, his motive being his desire for attention. At the end of "That's No Lady," he rips his clothes off at the Krusty Krab to reveal that he is not a woman.
Kidnapping: In "Sandy's Rocket," SpongeBob and Patrick go around abducting the townspeople out of fear that the entire population is formed of aliens. In "I'm Your Biggest Fanatic," he succeeds in kidnapping Jeffrey the Jellyfish at the end. In "It's a SpongeBob Christmas!," Patrick abducts Santa Claus with a jellyfishing net.
Littering: In "Driven to Tears," Patrick is wrongfully arrested for allegedly ripping his own driver's license and littering it. SpongeBob eventually confesses to committing the crime, taking Patrick's place in jail thereafter. In "Sanitation Insanity," Patrick impulsively refuses to give SpongeBob and Squidward his trash cans for no reason; he then engages them in a trash fight. However, their reckless fighting causes them to spread trash all over Bikini Bottom. As punishment, he, Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Squidward are sentenced to many hours of community service by picking up trash.
Manslaughter: In "Sing a Song of Patrick," Patrick requests a band to perform his song, "I Wrote This." The song is so abhorrent that it leads to the passing of the band. This was completely unintentional on Patrick's part, though he doesn't seem to feel remorseful over the band's loss.
Medical neglect: In "Suds," Patrick refuses to give SpongeBob professional medical attention on account of hospitals being "dangerous" and instead tries to counteract SpongeBob's suds with at-home remedies, which prove to be a disaster. In "Stuck in the Wringer," Patrick attempts to free SpongeBob from his bathroom wringer by using super glue on it, which only worsens matters and reinforces SpongeBob's inability to move. Throughout the episode, SpongeBob's body movements are extremely clumsy and cause him to get hurt, as well as interfering with his ability to consume food or drink. Despite the pain SpongeBob is in, Patrick does not consider giving him medical attention and instead shifts the blame to SpongeBob. However, near the episode's ending, Patrick's tears dissolve the glue, so he eventually did take action against the wringer and glue's negative effects.
Negligence: In "Sun Bleached," Patrick neglects SpongeBob by going out with a group of women, essentially leaving him in the tanning booth for a protracted amount of time and resulting in development of a "sun bleached" tan.
Piracy: In "Arrgh!," Patrick joins Mr. Krabs' pirate crew. Although he did not assault, rob, or sink any ships at sea, he did attempt to rob the Flying Dutchman's unearthed treasure chest, so it still counts nonetheless.
Plagiarism: In "Big Pink Loser," Patrick models his rock after SpongeBob's pineapple to emulate his lifestyle.
Practicing medicine without a license: In "Suds" and "The Splinter," Patrick acts like a doctor to SpongeBob despite not having a college bachelor's degree or doctor's insurance license, leading to disastrous treatment.
Prison escape: At the end of "The Executive Treatment," Patrick runs out of jail with SpongeBob.
Property damage: In "Christmas Who?," he and SpongeBob chop down Squidward's coral tree without his consent. In "Wet Painters," Patrick destroys Mr. Krabs' computer by smashing it on the dollar to eliminate the paint stain. In "Squidtastic Voyage," he destroys the control panel of Sandy's submarine with an ax. In "Spy Buddies," he melts the roof of the Chum Bucket with his laser pants. In "Pat No Pay," Patrick's misuse of the trash disposal causes the Krusty Krab to explode. In "The Card," Patrick endangers a trading card that belongs to SpongeBob throughout. In "Karate Star," Patrick's love for karate goes to his head, and results in him karate-chopping nearly everything he sees in public, eventually leading to the destruction of the Barg'N-Mart. In "Big Sister Sam," he allows his sister to demolish SpongeBob and Squidward's houses. In "Sandy's Nutmare," when Sandy learns that her tree is dying, Patrick attempts to chop down her tree for the wood with a hatchet. When Sandy tells him she can save her tree with science, Patrick throws the hatchet, which makes a hole in the treedome for water to come through. This definitely counts as property damage, as he was hurting the tree in the first place, damaged the treedome, and also said, "Good, we can use the wood," which showed that he clearly did not care that the tree was dying.
Reckless driving: Patrick runs three red lights and makes dangerous U-turns in "Driven to Tears."
Resisting arrest: In "The Thing," SpongeBob and Patrick run away and hide from the SWAT Team as they are about to be prosecuted for burglary and eco-terrorism.
Sedition: In "SpongeBob's Last Stand," Patrick and SpongeBob resist the government-approved construction of Shelly Superhighway by holding up protest signs and performing a song about it. Their motive for this was to enforce the environmental safety of Jellyfish Fields, above which the highway is being constructed. The police eventually notice the boys rebelling against the government's authority and imprison them in the middle of nowhere.
Shoplifting: In "Pat No Pay," Patrick eats a high number of Krabby Patties without paying for them. Mr. Krabs hires Patrick as a Krusty Krab employee as payback for his inability to pay a bill, but to no avail. Patrick violated the customer policy of restaurant businesses, as he ate their food without paying for it. In "Toy Store of Doom," SpongeBob and Patrick use many of the products sold at Toy Barrel without paying for them, and run out of the store wearing apparel that they didn't pay for. In "Gary's New Toy," Patrick rips open many bags of pet food at the Pet Store and eats their contents without prior purchase.
Stalking/Harassment: In the post-movie seasons, Patrick and SpongeBob have a frequent tendency to disrespect Squidward's privacy and follow him around to show their affection towards him. In "Nature Pants," Patrick follows SpongeBob around Jellyfish Fields in desperation for him to return to Bikini Bottom. Throughout "Spy Buddies," SpongeBob and Patrick follow Plankton everywhere he goes, suspecting that he has some ulterior motive.
Terrorism: In "Pranks a Lot," after buying invisible spray, SpongeBob and Patrick use it on themselves and get the idea to frighten the whole town under the identity of invisible "ghosts," even going as far as to trespass many people's homes to traumatize them. This causes the whole town of Bikini Bottom to panic and lands the boys on the front page of the daily newspaper.
Theft: In "Life of Crime," SpongeBob and Patrick are put in jail for "stealing" a balloon, only to be paroled a few seconds later since it is National Free Balloon Day, thus disqualifying the act as a crime. In "Sing a Song of Patrick," Patrick steals a hundred dollar bill from SpongeBob and uses it to enter a contest, fully acknowledging that he used a dollar without the owner's consent. In "Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom," Patrick steals concert tickets and backstage passes that were clearly meant for Squidward and SpongeBob, and--believing they are food--eats them. In "No Pictures, Please," Patrick puts on a hat that was dropped by a guide and wears it throughout, not thinking twice about returning it to its owner.
Trespassing: SpongeBob and Patrick have a frequent tendency to enter Squidward's house without his consent, which reaches its epitome in "Good Neighbors." Additionally, in "Survival of the Idiots," he and SpongeBob enter Sandy's treedome during the winter with little regard to the "Keep Out" sign on the door. In The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, the duo trespasses into the Thug Tug without presenting ID prior, although they did this to retrieve the key to the Patty Wagon that was stolen by the boat jacker, so this can be justified. In "The Thing," he and SpongeBob hide in the sewers to hide from the SWAT team. In "Pranks a Lot," while invisible as a result of the spray's effects, SpongeBob and Patrick trespass many houses to scare the citizens with their invisibility. In "The Lost Mattress," Patrick and SpongeBob trespass the fence of the dump on Squidward's behalf, however, it is mostly Squidward's fault for making them do it in an attempt to get them murdered by the guard worm. In "Toy Store of Doom," SpongeBob and Patrick stay in Toy Barrel past its open hours and hide in a dollhouse so as not to be caught by the security guard. In "No Pictures Please," Patrick trespasses many people's homes while giving an enthusiastic stranger a tour on his favorite places in Bikini Bottom.
Vandalism: In "Christmas Who?," SpongeBob and Patrick add Christmas decorations to Squidward's house despite his objections. In "Pranks a Lot," SpongeBob and Patrick - while disguised as ghosts - make unauthorized and disruptive alterations to the Krusty Krab by gluing the doors shut, replacing the windows with rubber, and clogging the toilets. In "Pet Sitter Pat," Patrick messes up the interior of SpongeBob's house as a result of the backfired attempts to bathe Gary with a hose and flamethrower. In "Patrick-Man!," Patrick's fight with the Dirty Bubble trashes the Krusty Krab. In "The Good Krabby Name," Patrick uses SpongeBob's absorbency to stamp several messages promoting the Krusty Krab on a building and back of a truck, per Mr. Krabs' advertising campaign. A police officer notices this and considers arresting the boys for graffiti, but--influenced by the vandalism's message--instead heads off to the Krusty Krab to order a Krabby Patty.
Violation of a restraining order: In "Restraining SpongeBob," Patrick violates a restraining order filed against him by walking beyond his set limits. He is arrested off-screen for doing so.
Violation of public health law: In "Big Pink Loser," Patrick's inability to do anything right angers him to the point of scraping the top of a broomstick on the Krusty Krab floorboards, which creates a mass amount of dust clouds and interferes with the customer's ability to eat and breathe pure oxygen. In "Sentimental Sponge," Patrick's house is shown to be full of garbage, which takes up a majority of the house's capacity, though he is not reprimanded by the sanitation police, unlike SpongeBob and Patrick.
Violation of food safety law: In "The Donut of Shame," Patrick offers SpongeBob one half of a doughnut that he contaminated with his own saliva, dropped in the toilet, and stored in the back of his underwear. Due to this, SpongeBob potentially consumed Patrick's own oral ecology as well as C. difficile and E. coli; SpongeBob is shown notably sick as he eats the doughnut. In "Ink Lemonade," Patrick and SpongeBob sell Squidward's ink to the public, under the guise of lemonade.
War crimes: In "The Battle of Bikini Bottom," Patrick and SpongeBob start a war between clean and dirty. In "Sand Castles in the Sand," they engage in a violent war using their sand creations.
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