Message from @Jejune
Discord ID: 520257067743838228
DEE DEE DEE
If you only like melee because you are a true gamer, that is probably not it chief
I fulfill my ISIS fantasies by playing snake and blowing people up
Remember when video games weren't gay esports
And were fun
I liked Brawl when it first came out. I was very excited for it and thought SSE was kewl. Then I read online a bunch of ppl trashing it. And like wtf. It has Snake and Sonic. That owns
FUCK E SPORTS
I just wanna play games and chill with my homies
Esports is as diasterous for games as female streamers send tweet
I just wanna call my friends gay for doing cheap bullshit in smash
And then
Immediately follow up with gay bullshit
If u do that today they will call u a scrub for not reading the doc that tells u u get a .5 frame boost doing that gay shit and btfo u for not finding the esoteric comp guide
fuck smash and fighting games. I'm gonna beat ppl up irl. I'm playing as Wario btw, gonna fart on w_men when I go outside
Jejune is just mad he doesn't have any BROS to play smash with
i don't get why so many people like smash, like it's a great party game but other than that its kinds shit
I have zero friends
the advent of the "I go to the subreddit and read all the tech guides but I'm still shit at the game" makes me very angry
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THIS
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Yeah well just get friends
I had a friend like that and he was that bullshit and all other kinds of terrible reddit crap that if I ever see dat nigga again I'mma throw hands
why play smash with my friends if we can just watch the Sweat together
browsing reddit is the digital equivalent of injecting receipts into your bloodstream
just get friends you whiny fags lol
imagine being so gay you don’t like smash
>b-but people like to look into tech skills with it!
nigga shut up fag
dude
just play a character and spam gay shit
and be hilarious
here's how you play smash
join a four man melee
go dedede
down tilt so you are posing
Anyone comes near you, Up+B
immediately go back to down tilt
he looks so comfy I want to be like him
just be annoying and gay and it's great