Imo

SPACECEL DISRESPECTS LITTLE MACM AINS

64 is not good, controls unresponsive and frame rate hurts my modern eyes

brawl is good if you like retarded characters like dedede which i do so it's great

That is true

DEE DEE DEE

If you only like melee because you are a true gamer, that is probably not it chief

I fulfill my ISIS fantasies by playing snake and blowing people up

Remember when video games weren't gay esports

And were fun

I liked Brawl when it first came out. I was very excited for it and thought SSE was kewl. Then I read online a bunch of ppl trashing it. And like wtf. It has Snake and Sonic. That owns

FUCK E SPORTS

I just wanna play games and chill with my homies

Esports is as diasterous for games as female streamers send tweet

I just wanna call my friends gay for doing cheap bullshit in smash

And then

Immediately follow up with gay bullshit

If u do that today they will call u a scrub for not reading the doc that tells u u get a .5 frame boost doing that gay shit and btfo u for not finding the esoteric comp guide

fuck smash and fighting games. I'm gonna beat ppl up irl. I'm playing as Wario btw, gonna fart on w_men when I go outside

Jejune is just mad he doesn't have any BROS to play smash with

i don't get why so many people like smash, like it's a great party game but other than that its kinds shit

I have zero friends

the advent of the "I go to the subreddit and read all the tech guides but I'm still shit at the game" makes me very angry

^

THIS

THISSSSSSS

retweet

Yeah well just get friends

I had a friend like that and he was that bullshit and all other kinds of terrible reddit crap that if I ever see dat nigga again I'mma throw hands

why play smash with my friends if we can just watch the Sweat together

browsing reddit is the digital equivalent of injecting receipts into your bloodstream

just get friends you whiny fags lol

imagine being so gay you don’t like smash

>b-but people like to look into tech skills with it!
nigga shut up fag

dude

just play a character and spam gay shit

and be hilarious

here's how you play smash

join a four man melee

go dedede

down tilt so you are posing