very glad that ppl here are actually interested in the new game and not just huddling over a copy of melee and sperming onto it

I mean

you can play all the games at all times

there is never a time in which you don't play smash

unless you're some kind of Philistine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1H0EG78xH0

THIS IS ALL IM JAMMING TO TODAY

funi monky sog

I'm very sick of melee. On account of a friend I had who would exclusively play that game whenever I came over. It got me to recently play the N64 game and that one is actually cooler than ppl say it is.

n64 is basically "pikachu, kirby, and yoshi" and some trash idiot other guys

Smash 4 is poopy

wow

Imo

SPACECEL DISRESPECTS LITTLE MACM AINS

64 is not good, controls unresponsive and frame rate hurts my modern eyes

brawl is good if you like retarded characters like dedede which i do so it's great

That is true

DEE DEE DEE

If you only like melee because you are a true gamer, that is probably not it chief

I fulfill my ISIS fantasies by playing snake and blowing people up

Remember when video games weren't gay esports

And were fun

I liked Brawl when it first came out. I was very excited for it and thought SSE was kewl. Then I read online a bunch of ppl trashing it. And like wtf. It has Snake and Sonic. That owns

FUCK E SPORTS

I just wanna play games and chill with my homies

Esports is as diasterous for games as female streamers send tweet

I just wanna call my friends gay for doing cheap bullshit in smash

And then

Immediately follow up with gay bullshit

If u do that today they will call u a scrub for not reading the doc that tells u u get a .5 frame boost doing that gay shit and btfo u for not finding the esoteric comp guide

fuck smash and fighting games. I'm gonna beat ppl up irl. I'm playing as Wario btw, gonna fart on w_men when I go outside

Jejune is just mad he doesn't have any BROS to play smash with

i don't get why so many people like smash, like it's a great party game but other than that its kinds shit

I have zero friends

the advent of the "I go to the subreddit and read all the tech guides but I'm still shit at the game" makes me very angry

^

THIS

THISSSSSSS

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Yeah well just get friends

I had a friend like that and he was that bullshit and all other kinds of terrible reddit crap that if I ever see dat nigga again I'mma throw hands