Message from @Proatreus

Discord ID: 530214660100849694


2019-01-03 02:32:11 UTC  

I hope a dim goon adopts my hapa daughters

2019-01-03 02:32:23 UTC  

BRO WTF

2019-01-03 02:32:34 UTC  

hahahaah, AWOOOOHOOHOOHOO
*pulls on comically oversized polka dot patterned tie and my tongue shoots out 3 feet ahead of my face*

2019-01-03 02:37:23 UTC  

My girlfriends being so annoying rn

2019-01-03 02:37:26 UTC  

like chill

2019-01-03 02:37:52 UTC  

wonder how that feels

2019-01-03 02:38:33 UTC  

just wanna give a lady my gamer goop

2019-01-03 02:38:43 UTC  

keep her guydrated

2019-01-03 02:39:01 UTC  

Bro wtf I wish I didn't have so many hot girls tryna be my GF

2019-01-03 02:39:03 UTC  

woe is me

2019-01-03 02:39:14 UTC  

my gangrenous gamer gak wilol turn ahston whittie into the mnodern day octomom

2019-01-03 02:39:52 UTC  

This honestly

2019-01-03 02:40:01 UTC  

Hey bro lamenting over tfw no gf and getting egirl attention is based

2019-01-03 02:40:16 UTC  

Haven't you learned from @Aleksander *blushing*

2019-01-03 02:40:18 UTC  

send me some mo shit you triflin hoe bitch

2019-01-03 02:41:08 UTC  

I like that I can pay 4 dollars and have three days worth of organic vegetables and fatties are like "I CANT AFFORD TO EAT HEALTHY"

2019-01-03 02:42:58 UTC  

^

2019-01-03 02:43:05 UTC  

I hate people who say they eat out because food at the grocery store is too expensive

2019-01-03 02:43:21 UTC  

Bitch last time I checked soup is like a dollar

2019-01-03 02:43:45 UTC  

you got a girlfriend I bet she doesn't kiss ya **mwah**

2019-01-03 02:43:49 UTC  

i like that i can pay a mere $10 for the whole deus ex series, but onyl today as the steam winter sale 2018 ends TOMORROW!

2019-01-03 02:44:21 UTC  

Why get the whole series if you can just get the first

2019-01-03 02:44:36 UTC  

I payed a dollar for it during the summer sale (i think)

2019-01-03 02:44:42 UTC  

some kind of sale

2019-01-03 02:45:13 UTC  

gamer gene seed

2019-01-03 02:45:53 UTC  

beardson got kinda weird during that braap

2019-01-03 02:46:24 UTC  

very stinktastic my dear

2019-01-03 02:46:40 UTC  

yeah idk that debate vibe wasn't smooth

2019-01-03 02:46:53 UTC  

felt awkward

2019-01-03 02:47:08 UTC  

HIT THE GAS!

2019-01-03 02:47:13 UTC  

Like Bob was acting too timid and beardson got really angry at the russian prostitute joke

2019-01-03 02:47:13 UTC  

*PLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT*

2019-01-03 02:47:15 UTC  

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

2019-01-03 02:47:48 UTC  

GAS

2019-01-03 02:47:49 UTC  

GAS

2019-01-03 02:47:50 UTC  

GAS

2019-01-03 02:47:56 UTC  

no

2019-01-03 02:47:57 UTC  

The beardson "debate" strategy doesnt go well with people who arent internet retards

2019-01-03 02:48:16 UTC  

It was hobonibbaism not bob tho