my dream is having some washed up late 20s girl hit on me at a bar when I'm lamenting on my roblox clan

my dream is industrial collapse

one time i dragged a bitxh by her weave into an alleyway and rayped her and she was so courteous as to grace me with one of her rancid KFC double down braps

it was so cute 😍

I love you @a dim goon

ha, FAG!

I hope a dim goon adopts my hapa daughters

BRO WTF

hahahaah, AWOOOOHOOHOOHOO
*pulls on comically oversized polka dot patterned tie and my tongue shoots out 3 feet ahead of my face*

My girlfriends being so annoying rn

like chill

wonder how that feels

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-bored-boring-boredom-serious-gif-4612939

just wanna give a lady my gamer goop

keep her guydrated

Bro wtf I wish I didn't have so many hot girls tryna be my GF

woe is me

my gangrenous gamer gak wilol turn ahston whittie into the mnodern day octomom

This honestly

Hey bro lamenting over tfw no gf and getting egirl attention is based

Haven't you learned from @Aleksander *blushing*

send me some mo shit you triflin hoe bitch

I like that I can pay 4 dollars and have three days worth of organic vegetables and fatties are like "I CANT AFFORD TO EAT HEALTHY"

^

I hate people who say they eat out because food at the grocery store is too expensive

Bitch last time I checked soup is like a dollar

you got a girlfriend I bet she doesn't kiss ya **mwah**

i like that i can pay a mere $10 for the whole deus ex series, but onyl today as the steam winter sale 2018 ends TOMORROW!

Why get the whole series if you can just get the first

I payed a dollar for it during the summer sale (i think)

some kind of sale

https://twitter.com/Lesadroi/status/1080543483973287937

gamer gene seed

beardson got kinda weird during that braap

very stinktastic my dear

yeah idk that debate vibe wasn't smooth

felt awkward

HIT THE GAS!

Like Bob was acting too timid and beardson got really angry at the russian prostitute joke

*PLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT*

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP