whats your sisters number then

chad right
is actually DYEL twink like a boss

I texted her everyday for a month but she kept not wanting to meet up so after she cancelled on another date I stopped trying

that day was still the best of my whole life

Mine was when a girl at an arab techno party slid her hands againsts my khaki jacket and called me cute

thats much less pure brvther

true

I was never pure

that's why I watch k-on

best day of my life was when my dads cupped my balls

for the first time

the purest

my dream is having some washed up late 20s girl hit on me at a bar when I'm lamenting on my roblox clan

my dream is industrial collapse

one time i dragged a bitxh by her weave into an alleyway and rayped her and she was so courteous as to grace me with one of her rancid KFC double down braps

it was so cute 😍

I love you @a dim goon

ha, FAG!

I hope a dim goon adopts my hapa daughters

BRO WTF

hahahaah, AWOOOOHOOHOOHOO
*pulls on comically oversized polka dot patterned tie and my tongue shoots out 3 feet ahead of my face*

My girlfriends being so annoying rn

like chill

wonder how that feels

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-bored-boring-boredom-serious-gif-4612939

just wanna give a lady my gamer goop

keep her guydrated

Bro wtf I wish I didn't have so many hot girls tryna be my GF

woe is me

my gangrenous gamer gak wilol turn ahston whittie into the mnodern day octomom

This honestly

Hey bro lamenting over tfw no gf and getting egirl attention is based

Haven't you learned from @Aleksander *blushing*

send me some mo shit you triflin hoe bitch

I like that I can pay 4 dollars and have three days worth of organic vegetables and fatties are like "I CANT AFFORD TO EAT HEALTHY"

^

I hate people who say they eat out because food at the grocery store is too expensive

Bitch last time I checked soup is like a dollar

you got a girlfriend I bet she doesn't kiss ya **mwah**

i like that i can pay a mere $10 for the whole deus ex series, but onyl today as the steam winter sale 2018 ends TOMORROW!