tfw never been told to pay my ticket "another way" when pulled over by lady cop

same

we'll get there one day fam

Ironic family guy fandom is lit

that face when asking my wifes boyfriend for permission to do the "stanky leg" in front of his kids

reddit in a nutshell

@ßcuzzy 2 op

Like 5 sliders, 3 for timbres one for vibrato one for detune

Nothing crazy

@spacecel last gf didn't smoke drugs and only even drank around me

thats good weed is groace

weed smells like dog poop

i never met you're gf so i'm gonna assume that there is no female in existence that doesn't smoke weed

ok understandable

Weed smells bad, makes you stupid, and kills your T

again I am staunchly anti-weed but that last part only seems to be a problem for whitey

Just another reason not to touch it imo

https://twitter.com/CraigslistIran/status/1078439543332847616

yike

s

master chief shits and pisses in his armor

bruh

Master chief chief of bruh department

Master chief of this being ain't it

https://twitter.com/CraigslistIran/status/1078445457112793088

My T doesn't even exist. It's theoretical.

damn

masterchief in halo infinite will name them

F

master chief j walking on the halo ring

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DvdndrTWwAAOL0j.jpg:large

so it begins

You disgusting animals! The UNSC is to pure for this!

master chief is DSA

every 5 minutes in halo infinite masterchief will pull out a prayer mat and prostrate himself to mecca

I think there are probably a million other things killing whitey's T than weed

Ok but listen. Just don't smoke weed ok?

but ill just keep slonkin

Weed just helps me relax and unwind after work, ok? I don't see why everyone hates it

Eats family sized cheeto bag like a boss