Message from @Jejune

Discord ID: 530484640855883777


2019-01-03 19:52:45 UTC  

is there a single female in 2019 that doesn't smoke weed

2019-01-03 19:54:08 UTC  

Too right

2019-01-03 19:56:19 UTC  

Dude this is some good weed

2019-01-03 19:56:24 UTC  

IM SMOKING WEEED

2019-01-03 19:58:59 UTC  

LITTLE PRIVACY

2019-01-03 19:59:30 UTC  

calls the cops to let them know how good this bud is

2019-01-03 19:59:49 UTC  

ask her to smash

2019-01-03 19:59:52 UTC  

she says yes

2019-01-03 19:59:59 UTC  

bring the switch

2019-01-03 20:00:15 UTC  

tfw never been told to pay my ticket "another way" when pulled over by lady cop

2019-01-03 20:00:25 UTC  

same

2019-01-03 20:00:32 UTC  

we'll get there one day fam

2019-01-03 20:03:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/530476296388739072/Screenshot_20190103-150306_Firefox_Focus.jpg

2019-01-03 20:06:06 UTC  

Ironic family guy fandom is lit

2019-01-03 20:09:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/530477927268352000/91PY8pzwtsL._SY606_.jpg

2019-01-03 20:18:41 UTC  

that face when asking my wifes boyfriend for permission to do the "stanky leg" in front of his kids

2019-01-03 20:18:49 UTC  

reddit in a nutshell

2019-01-03 20:32:21 UTC  

@ßcuzzy 2 op

Like 5 sliders, 3 for timbres one for vibrato one for detune

2019-01-03 20:33:40 UTC  

Nothing crazy

2019-01-03 20:35:17 UTC  

@spacecel last gf didn't smoke drugs and only even drank around me

2019-01-03 20:36:34 UTC  

thats good weed is groace

2019-01-03 20:37:08 UTC  

weed smells like dog poop

2019-01-03 20:37:29 UTC  

i never met you're gf so i'm gonna assume that there is no female in existence that doesn't smoke weed

2019-01-03 20:37:40 UTC  

ok understandable

2019-01-03 20:38:40 UTC  

Weed smells bad, makes you stupid, and kills your T

2019-01-03 20:40:34 UTC  

again I am staunchly anti-weed but that last part only seems to be a problem for whitey

2019-01-03 20:40:56 UTC  

Just another reason not to touch it imo

2019-01-03 20:41:51 UTC  

yike

2019-01-03 20:41:52 UTC  

s

2019-01-03 20:41:59 UTC  

master chief shits and pisses in his armor

2019-01-03 20:42:02 UTC  

bruh

2019-01-03 20:42:35 UTC  

Master chief chief of bruh department

2019-01-03 20:43:00 UTC  

Master chief of this being ain't it

2019-01-03 20:43:26 UTC  

My T doesn't even exist. It's theoretical.

2019-01-03 20:43:35 UTC  

damn

2019-01-03 20:43:40 UTC  

masterchief in halo infinite will name them

2019-01-03 20:43:56 UTC  

F

2019-01-03 20:44:30 UTC  

master chief j walking on the halo ring