i never met you're gf so i'm gonna assume that there is no female in existence that doesn't smoke weed

ok understandable

Weed smells bad, makes you stupid, and kills your T

again I am staunchly anti-weed but that last part only seems to be a problem for whitey

Just another reason not to touch it imo

https://twitter.com/CraigslistIran/status/1078439543332847616

yike

s

master chief shits and pisses in his armor

bruh

Master chief chief of bruh department

Master chief of this being ain't it

https://twitter.com/CraigslistIran/status/1078445457112793088

My T doesn't even exist. It's theoretical.

damn

masterchief in halo infinite will name them

F

master chief j walking on the halo ring

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DvdndrTWwAAOL0j.jpg:large

so it begins

You disgusting animals! The UNSC is to pure for this!

master chief is DSA

every 5 minutes in halo infinite masterchief will pull out a prayer mat and prostrate himself to mecca

I think there are probably a million other things killing whitey's T than weed

Ok but listen. Just don't smoke weed ok?

but ill just keep slonkin

Weed just helps me relax and unwind after work, ok? I don't see why everyone hates it

Eats family sized cheeto bag like a boss

Cheetoes start grinding on my mouth after the third one.

I was never able to eat more than a handful.

?

?

cheetos turn my shit orange

flamin hot cheetos are the only cheetos worth acknowledging

nah cheddar jalapeno

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DsQc5qCUcAApZFv.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DsQc5qAU0AAq89q.jpg

are they in the game?

yes

Cheetoes burn my tongue

So much salt