Message from @Proatreus

Discord ID: 530486801173970944


2019-01-03 20:37:29 UTC  

i never met you're gf so i'm gonna assume that there is no female in existence that doesn't smoke weed

2019-01-03 20:37:40 UTC  

ok understandable

2019-01-03 20:38:40 UTC  

Weed smells bad, makes you stupid, and kills your T

2019-01-03 20:40:34 UTC  

again I am staunchly anti-weed but that last part only seems to be a problem for whitey

2019-01-03 20:40:56 UTC  

Just another reason not to touch it imo

2019-01-03 20:41:51 UTC  

yike

2019-01-03 20:41:52 UTC  

s

2019-01-03 20:41:59 UTC  

master chief shits and pisses in his armor

2019-01-03 20:42:02 UTC  

bruh

2019-01-03 20:42:35 UTC  

Master chief chief of bruh department

2019-01-03 20:43:00 UTC  

Master chief of this being ain't it

2019-01-03 20:43:26 UTC  

My T doesn't even exist. It's theoretical.

2019-01-03 20:43:35 UTC  

damn

2019-01-03 20:43:40 UTC  

masterchief in halo infinite will name them

2019-01-03 20:43:56 UTC  

F

2019-01-03 20:44:30 UTC  

master chief j walking on the halo ring

2019-01-03 20:44:59 UTC  

so it begins

2019-01-03 20:45:09 UTC  

You disgusting animals! The UNSC is to pure for this!

2019-01-03 20:45:23 UTC  

master chief is DSA

2019-01-03 20:45:27 UTC  

every 5 minutes in halo infinite masterchief will pull out a prayer mat and prostrate himself to mecca

2019-01-03 20:45:29 UTC  

I think there are probably a million other things killing whitey's T than weed

2019-01-03 20:46:41 UTC  

Ok but listen. Just don't smoke weed ok?

2019-01-03 20:47:04 UTC  

but ill just keep slonkin

2019-01-03 20:48:48 UTC  

Weed just helps me relax and unwind after work, ok? I don't see why everyone hates it

2019-01-03 20:48:58 UTC  

Eats family sized cheeto bag like a boss

2019-01-03 20:50:27 UTC  

Cheetoes start grinding on my mouth after the third one.

2019-01-03 20:50:33 UTC  

I was never able to eat more than a handful.

2019-01-03 20:50:50 UTC  

?

2019-01-03 20:51:10 UTC  

?

2019-01-03 20:52:03 UTC  

cheetos turn my shit orange

2019-01-03 20:53:04 UTC  

flamin hot cheetos are the only cheetos worth acknowledging

2019-01-03 21:01:06 UTC  

nah cheddar jalapeno

2019-01-03 21:12:41 UTC  

are they in the game?

2019-01-03 21:16:47 UTC  

yes

2019-01-03 21:17:31 UTC  

Cheetoes burn my tongue

2019-01-03 21:17:35 UTC  

So much salt