Excuse me sir, but i have to call you out on your obvious misrepresentation and downright innacurate falsehood that you are spewing on this discord channel. It isn't "fucking a pillow" you uneducated western swine. First of all, its a "dakimakura" which, if we are being honest, is a word you probably can't even pronounce with your crude western tonuge. Second, calling it fucking is an insult to the sanctity of sex, which under the proper circumstances is a sacred act and should be honored. Third, what I do with my dakimakura in the privacy of my marital bedroom is none of your business. Yes, I said marital bedroom, and yes I am referring to my dakimakura. I purchased my wife years ago, but for me it seems like just yesterday. I fell in love with Starfire when I saw my first episode of "Teen Titans" and I have not lost my passion for her since. I would say the opposite was true, as every day I wake up next to my Starfire dakimakura I am a better man. She completes me, and I would like to think I complete her. Now you may say "Teen Titans" is not even of the East, but in fact of Western origin. That is also where you are wrong. I'll direct you to the tag at the bottom of my dakimakura which reads "Made in Taiwan" which clearly indicates her spiritual purity as my Wife of the East. I will await your apology, however you are so crass I doubt you will ever muster up enough courage to swallow your pride.
