Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 531592385680113679


2019-01-06 21:54:57 UTC  

dude i'm barely 30

2019-01-06 21:55:03 UTC  

LMAO

2019-01-06 21:55:17 UTC  

Cant tell if serious

2019-01-06 21:55:21 UTC  

that hairline doesn't agree with that statement

2019-01-06 21:55:23 UTC  

wasnt paying attentiuon

2019-01-06 21:55:53 UTC  

niggas really be out here sayin im barely 30

2019-01-06 21:55:58 UTC  

in an underage discord

2019-01-06 21:56:00 UTC  

I have a friend who went bald in his 20s hairline don't mean shit

2019-01-06 21:56:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/531591807847628820/image0.jpg

2019-01-06 21:56:25 UTC  

- made by Bob ™

2019-01-06 21:56:43 UTC  

made by me

2019-01-06 21:56:47 UTC  

my meme now

2019-01-06 21:56:53 UTC  

nuh uh

2019-01-06 21:57:30 UTC  

lmao what music do you listen to "Begone Thots"

2019-01-06 21:57:35 UTC  

gay

2019-01-06 21:57:37 UTC  

probably

2019-01-06 21:57:38 UTC  
2019-01-06 21:57:40 UTC  

just gay sex noises

2019-01-06 21:58:17 UTC  

Tell me about how Bruce Springstein was the first rapper, dad

2019-01-06 21:58:21 UTC  

I couldn't name a current hit song probably

2019-01-06 21:58:39 UTC  

"grrr rap music isnt even music"

2019-01-06 21:58:55 UTC  

rappers delight was released in 1978

2019-01-06 21:59:17 UTC  

HAHAHAHAHAHA

2019-01-06 21:59:24 UTC  

CORNY ASS OLDHEAD

2019-01-06 21:59:28 UTC  

Excuse me sir, but i have to call you out on your obvious misrepresentation and downright innacurate falsehood that you are spewing on this discord channel. It isn't "fucking a pillow" you uneducated western swine. First of all, its a "dakimakura" which, if we are being honest, is a word you probably can't even pronounce with your crude western tonuge. Second, calling it fucking is an insult to the sanctity of sex, which under the proper circumstances is a sacred act and should be honored. Third, what I do with my dakimakura in the privacy of my marital bedroom is none of your business. Yes, I said marital bedroom, and yes I am referring to my dakimakura. I purchased my wife years ago, but for me it seems like just yesterday. I fell in love with Starfire when I saw my first episode of "Teen Titans" and I have not lost my passion for her since. I would say the opposite was true, as every day I wake up next to my Starfire dakimakura I am a better man. She completes me, and I would like to think I complete her. Now you may say "Teen Titans" is not even of the East, but in fact of Western origin. That is also where you are wrong. I'll direct you to the tag at the bottom of my dakimakura which reads "Made in Taiwan" which clearly indicates her spiritual purity as my Wife of the East. I will await your apology, however you are so crass I doubt you will ever muster up enough courage to swallow your pride.

2019-01-06 21:59:49 UTC  

haha

2019-01-06 22:23:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/531598686489280532/image0.jpg

2019-01-06 22:23:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/531598712615731250/image0.png

2019-01-06 22:24:44 UTC  
2019-01-06 22:24:47 UTC  

yo can someone send me a fansign right quick

2019-01-06 22:26:38 UTC  

Don’t harass her please she’s my gf

2019-01-06 22:26:51 UTC  

She doesn’t know about the racist podcast lol

2019-01-06 22:28:05 UTC  

>30.5k followers

2019-01-06 22:28:07 UTC  

Groans in agony

2019-01-06 22:28:12 UTC  

what a fool

2019-01-06 22:29:10 UTC  

ew she ugly

2019-01-06 22:30:02 UTC  

nah but fr tho why does she have like 5 eye lashes

2019-01-06 22:30:22 UTC  

she is objectively cute