Message from @Jejune

Discord ID: 532736509925785600


2019-01-10 01:28:07 UTC  

Let's say for argument's sake, Thanos cannot just use the stones to get rid of poop in his intestine or magically clean his ass. Most people wouldn't be comfortable using their non dominant hand to wipe their ass. It would be too awkward. Using his left hand is a no-no in this scanario. Would he wipe with the gauntlet on? What if the toilet paper breaks? Thanos would walk around with poop hands. The infinity poop gauntlet. Ew. The hulk would laugh at him...

2019-01-10 01:29:56 UTC  

my gym is a grug gym it’s based

2019-01-10 01:30:12 UTC  

is this planet fitness shit real??

2019-01-10 01:30:36 UTC  

I though the dude in the pic was charls for a sec

2019-01-10 01:32:08 UTC  

how could you think that they look nothing alike, planet fitness using some twinks noobgains as a selling point is pretty funny

2019-01-10 01:32:54 UTC  

im retahded ok

2019-01-10 01:35:05 UTC  

i dont

2019-01-10 01:35:11 UTC  

check mate libtard

2019-01-10 01:36:02 UTC  

I'm a ward of the state so I don't have a job

2019-01-10 01:37:03 UTC  

Ok I had an idea

2019-01-10 01:37:24 UTC  

Instead of buying groceries and shit just get a PF membership and eat free pizza and candy after doing 1 curl with a tenner

2019-01-10 01:38:21 UTC  

because thats not food

2019-01-10 01:38:34 UTC  

i wish i was a ward of the state *sigh*

2019-01-10 01:39:46 UTC  

?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/532735269221433344/unknown.png

2019-01-10 01:39:46 UTC  

It's not food, but if you were homeless/starving I can see how it would work

2019-01-10 01:42:39 UTC  

what are some good video games to recommend to my mom to help her learn English? I keep telling her to play Pokemon but she keeps telling me to fuck off

2019-01-10 01:43:38 UTC  

Hey that would actually be good

2019-01-10 01:43:58 UTC  

She's like a boomer and when she tries to do technology stuff outside secretary work it's embarassing

2019-01-10 01:44:13 UTC  

which is why an easy game like ac is ideal

2019-01-10 01:44:41 UTC  

I think even Pokemon would be too hard since she'd never learn type matchups and shid

2019-01-10 01:44:52 UTC  

lolll

2019-01-10 01:45:18 UTC  

I tried to play Smash 64 with her and she kept dieing and not understanding how to jump or attack 😦

2019-01-10 01:45:30 UTC  

She only pilayed Kirby and Jigs cause they were pink

2019-01-10 01:46:33 UTC  

My mom attributes vidya to my language and vocabulary skills but doesn't like when I play violent games

2019-01-10 01:48:20 UTC  

This guy is talking shit about Irony Bros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl8bLhvolcY

2019-01-10 01:48:51 UTC  

Nn-o I don't think hentai games would be ok but I don't even play them to begin with

2019-01-10 01:50:13 UTC  

Sam Hyde bathes in hydrogen peroxide

2019-01-10 01:50:20 UTC  

owned

2019-01-10 01:50:40 UTC  

i bathe in tear

2019-01-10 01:50:41 UTC  

s

2019-01-10 01:50:44 UTC  

boomer tears

2019-01-10 01:50:51 UTC  

@everyone

2019-01-10 01:50:56 UTC  

nigger

2019-01-10 01:51:05 UTC  
2019-01-10 01:51:28 UTC  

@everyone raid the chat

2019-01-10 01:52:26 UTC  

oops

2019-01-10 01:52:43 UTC  

oh god not this again

2019-01-10 01:53:25 UTC  

but i’m watching nick