Message from @Jejune

Discord ID: 532734331110817792


2019-01-10 01:06:24 UTC  

this yo

2019-01-10 01:06:31 UTC  

Cuz ur burnt 200calories u deserve a yummy snack

2019-01-10 01:08:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/532727300861591583/1497014380615.png

2019-01-10 01:09:08 UTC  

you earned this za

2019-01-10 01:09:47 UTC  

when i am done exercising I usually eat sum fruits

2019-01-10 01:10:27 UTC  

I usually eat whatever my mommy made for dinner

2019-01-10 01:10:33 UTC  

based

2019-01-10 01:13:16 UTC  

For me, itt's Planet Fitness, the best gym

The employees always greet you with a smile and offer you free Tootsie Rolls. They provide access to based Smith machines while preventing people from unnecessary risks from free weights. I never have to worry about being hit with a stray barbell! The dumbbells go up to 60lbs, which is more than I will certainly ever need, haha!

I like that PF combats toxic masculinity with their lunk alarm and by posting signs about "gymtimidation". I like that whenever a PF pops up, even in a nice neigborhood, they always make sure to attract a certain amount of minorities, especially black men with tattoos. Talk about the Wal Mart effect! This is based. Diversity is based. Masculinity is not based. Women hogging the Smith machine to do pelvic thrusts is based.

2019-01-10 01:19:24 UTC  

I wrote an essay on why the lunk alarm is an argument for legalizing rayp but I'm too lazy to pull it out of my drawer

2019-01-10 01:20:43 UTC  

In terms of battle system, there are some positive elements for characterisation insofar as there are characters which are clearly ordered to one fighting style over another (basically like the job system in earlier ffs). However, it seemed to me slightly odd that two of the young female characters are physically the strongest, this contradicts the God given order of femininity. In RPGs female characters should ideally be most suited towards a healer/white mage/summoner role rather than the knight or sentinel. In some sense the game promotes therefore an anti-women ideology that opposes true femininity. The female lead character of Lightning is particularly cold and unfeeling, she is a little like a female Squall but without a Rinoa to soften her edges. In many ways she is an anti-woman, and another party member, Fang, is also very masculine in personality. Female characters are also generally depicted as dressed immodestly, so they are basically male personalities with immodestly revealing clothing and long hair. This situation isn't completely true as Vanille certainly has more feminine personality qualities, but then again we have a bizarre situation with Hope's parents where his mother has taken the role as a gun-wielding rebel while his dad seems to be 'mr. sensitive stay at home dad'. So, in sum, a lot of the characters present a distorted image of gender roles in a way which doesn't reflect the general reality of the created order established by Almighty God.

2019-01-10 01:28:07 UTC  

Let's say for argument's sake, Thanos cannot just use the stones to get rid of poop in his intestine or magically clean his ass. Most people wouldn't be comfortable using their non dominant hand to wipe their ass. It would be too awkward. Using his left hand is a no-no in this scanario. Would he wipe with the gauntlet on? What if the toilet paper breaks? Thanos would walk around with poop hands. The infinity poop gauntlet. Ew. The hulk would laugh at him...

2019-01-10 01:29:56 UTC  

my gym is a grug gym it’s based

2019-01-10 01:30:12 UTC  

is this planet fitness shit real??

2019-01-10 01:30:36 UTC  

I though the dude in the pic was charls for a sec

2019-01-10 01:32:08 UTC  

how could you think that they look nothing alike, planet fitness using some twinks noobgains as a selling point is pretty funny

2019-01-10 01:32:54 UTC  

im retahded ok

2019-01-10 01:35:05 UTC  

i dont

2019-01-10 01:35:11 UTC  

check mate libtard

2019-01-10 01:36:02 UTC  

I'm a ward of the state so I don't have a job

2019-01-10 01:37:03 UTC  

Ok I had an idea

2019-01-10 01:37:24 UTC  

Instead of buying groceries and shit just get a PF membership and eat free pizza and candy after doing 1 curl with a tenner

2019-01-10 01:38:21 UTC  

because thats not food

2019-01-10 01:38:34 UTC  

i wish i was a ward of the state *sigh*

2019-01-10 01:39:46 UTC  

?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/532735269221433344/unknown.png

2019-01-10 01:39:46 UTC  

It's not food, but if you were homeless/starving I can see how it would work

2019-01-10 01:42:39 UTC  

what are some good video games to recommend to my mom to help her learn English? I keep telling her to play Pokemon but she keeps telling me to fuck off

2019-01-10 01:43:38 UTC  

Hey that would actually be good

2019-01-10 01:43:58 UTC  

She's like a boomer and when she tries to do technology stuff outside secretary work it's embarassing

2019-01-10 01:44:13 UTC  

which is why an easy game like ac is ideal

2019-01-10 01:44:41 UTC  

I think even Pokemon would be too hard since she'd never learn type matchups and shid

2019-01-10 01:44:52 UTC  

lolll

2019-01-10 01:45:18 UTC  

I tried to play Smash 64 with her and she kept dieing and not understanding how to jump or attack 😦

2019-01-10 01:45:30 UTC  

She only pilayed Kirby and Jigs cause they were pink

2019-01-10 01:46:33 UTC  

My mom attributes vidya to my language and vocabulary skills but doesn't like when I play violent games

2019-01-10 01:48:20 UTC  

This guy is talking shit about Irony Bros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl8bLhvolcY

2019-01-10 01:48:51 UTC  

Nn-o I don't think hentai games would be ok but I don't even play them to begin with

2019-01-10 01:50:13 UTC  

Sam Hyde bathes in hydrogen peroxide

2019-01-10 01:50:20 UTC  

owned

2019-01-10 01:50:40 UTC  

i bathe in tear