I laughed so hard

https://twitter.com/copecel/status/1094990453517107201

I've only had real phone numbers and Google voice work on Twitter recently for verifying

tried a burner phone app and twatter rejected it

I'm sure they have those numbers on a list

I'll bet adam got a 12 hour lock for that, fuck twatter

Why is Chelsea replying to everyone

https://twitter.com/CWConquistador?s=09

Alright

Time to go on the TL and call Chelsea Clinton ugly I guess

last night i had a nightmare i finally got to a family wedding of some kind after driving on tons of dangerous ice and at the wedding i accidentally pooped a comically huge pile of shit on the floor

https://twitter.com/adamfriedland/status/1095100607722078209

the dream after that i was in some kind of zombie apocalypse and fell off a building

Did you huff glue before going to sleep?

if you dont remember all your dreams eat better food and sleep on your back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVv1VYrkG08

jf gariepy

I write all my cool dreams down when I wake up

and adam ruins his joke

@everyone upvote this clip of me saying the n word in this guys stream so he gets banned https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/apn1mr/streamer_uses_racial_and_homophobic_slur_17_times/

Based

Based

I made a Reddit account and haven't done anything with it yet

Now I have something to do with it

Upvoted

Haha

I love Reddit 😎

I am mad again lol

I go to a single reddit post and just read the top comments

people are so fucking dumb lmao

I saw one of those "best of Reddit" videos

So fucking gay

https://i.4cdn.org/v/1549927996391.gif

If you're 30, please neck yourself

imagine being a sex haver

🤢

i cant imagine being 30