bunch of D rank soldiers

niggas been playing too much mgs

my
giant
Sausage!

Fuck lol

[news stinger]
Breaking news

"Cory is *in* the house. I repeat Cory is *in the house*"

the eggy guest streams were good

true

i miss yung pec too he was like the kraft punk of the sweat

https://twitter.com/RealChadRightes/status/1096649815797235713

I spent four lonely days in a brown LA haze and I just want you back by my side

tf is going on in the vc

Uh oh

big thinky

Apparently violently throwing up cures your hangover

Interesting

Last time I threw up

I was crossfaded and ordered mcdonalds at 2am

I threw it all up at 10am

Didnt sleep the whole night just chromecasted pink floyd on the tv

I threw up into the mcdelivery bag

Lmfao

Innovative

Lime o ritas made me barf and that cured it 🤮

if you're looking for a dim goon i'll tell you

where he is

because somehow he got my dox info he keeps coming to my house and knocking on my door at like, 11:30pm just making monkey noises

sadly this is a lot less of a meme than i wish it was

That fat tranny preemptively blocked me and probably everyone else just for following beardson lmaoo

|Activate alt account|

Thought that was andy milonakis

Lmaoo

yep

that stupid fat tranny has a lot of time on its hands

to block beardson's entire follow list including people who don't even tweet

confirmed: you can buy six tasty frozen jimmy dean sausage links for $1 at the dollar tree