Message from @Matthew

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2019-03-04 20:35:12 UTC  

I may just sit in the front row

2019-03-04 20:35:22 UTC  

Haha who knows where things will be put

2019-03-04 20:35:27 UTC  

Go off king

2019-03-04 20:36:22 UTC  

Being a good samritan means pouring ur nut into the popcorn of the person next to you. "It's free seasoning. No need to thank me!"

2019-03-04 20:38:15 UTC  

what the fuck

2019-03-04 20:38:23 UTC  

who took stream.me offline

2019-03-04 20:38:27 UTC  

I worked in a warehouse a couple years back and there was this guy who everyone hated. Anyway one of the dudes I worked with jacked off into his kettle corn and the dude that everyone hated ate the whole thing bc he thought it tasted so good. You could see the strings of cum around his mouth and he had no idea.

2019-03-04 20:38:34 UTC  

Funniest thing I’ve ever seen ngl

2019-03-04 20:39:47 UTC  

Damn

2019-03-04 20:40:00 UTC  

There was cum in my kettle corn?

2019-03-04 20:40:22 UTC  

He told him it was frosting lmao

2019-03-04 20:41:06 UTC  

Kettle corn? More like kettle cummies

2019-03-04 20:41:10 UTC  

That's fucked lol

2019-03-04 20:42:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/552229339463417857/fuckthisimouttahere.gif

2019-03-04 20:42:20 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/552229365174239432/unknown.png

2019-03-04 20:42:21 UTC  

christian mingle is based

2019-03-04 20:42:39 UTC  

Damn

2019-03-04 20:42:42 UTC  

LET THE WHITE KID SUPPORT YANG

2019-03-04 20:44:44 UTC  
2019-03-04 20:44:52 UTC  

403 forbidden

2019-03-04 20:44:55 UTC  

son of a bitch

2019-03-04 20:44:55 UTC  

if yang doesnt win literally paying people $1000 a month

2019-03-04 20:44:59 UTC  

americans are fucking stupid

2019-03-04 20:45:02 UTC  

and deserve the worst

2019-03-04 20:46:05 UTC  

Trump should say that he’ll pay everyone $1500 a month from his own fortune

2019-03-04 20:46:20 UTC  

Definitely a lot more than he has lmao

2019-03-04 20:46:30 UTC  

If I am collecting autism bux will I get extra money if Yang wins? this is big important

2019-03-04 20:46:31 UTC  

Who cares it’s another empty campaign promise

2019-03-04 20:47:11 UTC  

if I win as president

2019-03-04 20:47:18 UTC  

everyone gets a gallon of my cum per month

2019-03-04 20:47:58 UTC  

Yakub is unable to cum

2019-03-04 20:48:03 UTC  

false

2019-03-04 20:48:05 UTC  

Nigga ejaculates dust

2019-03-04 20:48:10 UTC  

If yang wins I will kill boomers and steal their identity to get more yangbux

2019-03-04 20:48:10 UTC  

uh

2019-03-04 20:48:16 UTC  

i have autism too how do i collect bux now?

2019-03-04 20:48:26 UTC  

what if yang is Chinese tho

2019-03-04 20:48:31 UTC  

could be pretty gay!

2019-03-04 20:48:44 UTC  

My uncle said the chinese are yellow jews

2019-03-04 20:48:49 UTC  

What mean

2019-03-04 20:48:51 UTC  

that is the truth