Message from @Jejune

Discord ID: 552227633589518338


2019-03-04 20:27:57 UTC  

Wasn't there some war in ancient China that killed almost as many people as World War II

2019-03-04 20:28:03 UTC  

Probably

2019-03-04 20:28:10 UTC  

China seemed based when they built the wall and invented fireworks n shit

2019-03-04 20:28:16 UTC  

ye the han dynasty wars?

2019-03-04 20:28:18 UTC  

Imagine like killing 90% of Americans and Canadians in a war, China did that

2019-03-04 20:28:28 UTC  

Or the manchu rebellion?

2019-03-04 20:28:39 UTC  

Thanos level

2019-03-04 20:28:54 UTC  

it happens a lot of times to them

2019-03-04 20:29:05 UTC  

AAAAAA YA SHENG BA GWEILO

2019-03-04 20:29:06 UTC  

would be cool if it happened now 👀

2019-03-04 20:30:48 UTC  

China has no ability to invade on their own

2019-03-04 20:30:57 UTC  

They are not invaders

2019-03-04 20:31:08 UTC  

They pose no threat to the US except as pawns by others

2019-03-04 20:31:19 UTC  

I will NOt see that Marvel movie

2019-03-04 20:31:41 UTC  

But I AM considering seeing Defective Pikachu if my one weeb friend is down

2019-03-04 20:31:45 UTC  

hell I might go alone >:D

2019-03-04 20:35:06 UTC  

Haha I may bring my Clefairy fleshlight

2019-03-04 20:35:12 UTC  

I may just sit in the front row

2019-03-04 20:35:22 UTC  

Haha who knows where things will be put

2019-03-04 20:35:27 UTC  

Go off king

2019-03-04 20:36:22 UTC  

Being a good samritan means pouring ur nut into the popcorn of the person next to you. "It's free seasoning. No need to thank me!"

2019-03-04 20:38:15 UTC  

what the fuck

2019-03-04 20:38:23 UTC  

who took stream.me offline

2019-03-04 20:38:27 UTC  

I worked in a warehouse a couple years back and there was this guy who everyone hated. Anyway one of the dudes I worked with jacked off into his kettle corn and the dude that everyone hated ate the whole thing bc he thought it tasted so good. You could see the strings of cum around his mouth and he had no idea.

2019-03-04 20:38:34 UTC  

Funniest thing I’ve ever seen ngl

2019-03-04 20:39:47 UTC  

Damn

2019-03-04 20:40:00 UTC  

There was cum in my kettle corn?

2019-03-04 20:40:22 UTC  

He told him it was frosting lmao

2019-03-04 20:41:06 UTC  

Kettle corn? More like kettle cummies

2019-03-04 20:41:10 UTC  

That's fucked lol

2019-03-04 20:42:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/552229339463417857/fuckthisimouttahere.gif

2019-03-04 20:42:20 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/552229365174239432/unknown.png

2019-03-04 20:42:21 UTC  

christian mingle is based

2019-03-04 20:42:39 UTC  

Damn

2019-03-04 20:42:42 UTC  

LET THE WHITE KID SUPPORT YANG

2019-03-04 20:44:44 UTC  
2019-03-04 20:44:52 UTC  

403 forbidden

2019-03-04 20:44:55 UTC  

son of a bitch

2019-03-04 20:44:55 UTC  

if yang doesnt win literally paying people $1000 a month

2019-03-04 20:44:59 UTC  

americans are fucking stupid